Messere, PLEASE stop kicking that wall

she/her • 24 • Sapphic • fic • art • the Anora Person •

[anora-mac-tired]

What if Anora Mac Tir became the Inquisitor?

I finally started this! Check it out here

Not going to lie this thing is going to just be the casserole dish of so many dragon age ideas I have. Its very Canon-Divergent. Different take on the HOF and the Ferelden Grey Wardens after DA:A, different elements of the Mage-Templar war, and a lot more.

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

some people are really looking so hard for some morally correct excuses to harass other people and be bullies, and then they wonder why fandom becomes toxic and no one wants to post their fics or art anymore. it's just pathetic.

fanfic writers and fan artists do not owe anybody anything

[cykelops]

I don’t want to hear any writing advice from Stephen king not because I think there would be no value in it but because whatever works for Stephen king is between him and god and that demon he made a pact with that lets him write 3000 words in one sitting daily.

[cykelops]

HE HAS BEEN SOBER AND STILL WRITING FOR 30 FUCKING YEARS!!!

[crushpdf]

[bimyheel]

maybe he's writing that much in order to stay away from the cocaine

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[anora-mac-tired]

Slowly recovering from the Dragon Age Burnout (and General Burnout because 2026 has been throwing punches at me)

And I've been trying to cold start Inky Anora again.

I'm ngl I am tempted to participate in other projects like dabb but I only have so much time and there are so many new other things going on in my life that ya know wot. I think imma just keep it to Anora so that fic can get at least maybe 3 (???) chapters this year 0(-(

[jeniferprince]

I've got a crush on you 💘

patreon // buy prints here

[arrowhawkart]

Merrill/Mahariel

So I completely missed Dragon Age Sapphic Week way back in September of last year because of health issues. But I'd been really looking forward to it- so I ended up finishing this, which is what I’d prepped for Day One (Doomed Yuri).

[lunarprincessanni]

Royal mistress Surana.

Of course they get back together but now it’s toxic. He would even fit the crown with the jewels that have the colour of her eyes.

[deliriatremens]

[magicvicky2]

Knight-Commander Meredith and Her Grace

[anora-mac-tired]

Tfw when someone low-key hurts the every living fuck out of your feelings but you gotta keep it cool coz you're still on the clock and the emotional breakdown has to wait

[millionsknives]

oh edward elric bleeding out and nearly dying impaled by a massive steel beam shaving pieces off his soul and years off his life because he chose not to kill the objectively worst guy he's ever met but he's just like. ah. if this is the price i have to pay for mercy i'm glad to pay it. 16 years old, unshakeable belief in the value of a life, shortest fuse in the world, mad as hell at all times, heart of gold for all of humanity. no one is doing it like him

[millionsknives]

it had to be kimblee too. it's a necessary part of any hardline pacifist's story to come up against the worst guy ever and still choose principle. anyone less evil would have been worth risking his life for. kimblee wasn't worth it at all. still ed doesn't mind. a lesser story would have made this the turning point where ed learns that he should kill but nope, that's not who he is, this doesn't change anything, the value of a person does not change. he's gonna live with his decision. he knows kimblee's never gonna change he knows his mercy is wasted he knows everyone thinks he's stupid but it's the principle of the thing. and it's the outflow of the action. mercy won't save kimblee but it saved his 4 men. it's a beacon for miles. it saved winry. it can save scar. as soon as 1 person isn't worth it, none of us are because one is all and all is one.

[silentwalrus1]

tags from @parkersgeorg

[anora-mac-tired]

I love my girlfriend so much

[tim-official]

remembering this one time my father, a devout catholic who thinks of himself as progressive and believes in evolution etc, where we were arguing about "souls" and he was saying obviously animals don't have souls but humans do. and i said well you believe evolution happened. and he said yes. and i said so at some point as hominids were evolving did they just develop souls when they got 'human-like' enough? and without skipping a beat he said, yeah, at some point god said "okay you seem enough like humans" and a non-ensouled primate gave birth to an ensouled human child. and that's why humans have souls.

[anora-mac-tired]

Rolled a critical fail while trying to crack an egg and just straight up smashed the egg against the counter

[corprusweepings]

some say he had a kind face