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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

alkemylabz

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

deoxoid

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

manyblinkinglights

#feminist retelling

dogpuppy

randomitemdrop

Item: Orb of Gorilla Summoning

digihowl

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

pangur-and-grim

she’s happy that I’m back!

pangur-and-grim

I’m letting her read everything you say

straycatj

What happened to lady Panger……

yellbug

left a frantic writing note for myself & now have no idea what it was about or even which project it was for

roaldamundsen

I hate autoplay what do you mean I've been listening to god in my sleep

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240

were--ralph

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

freakoutgirl

simple asks to help bolster ask culture again

Do you like me

verminfang

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay