love reading fics where canonically average or weird-looking characters are described as being SO sexy and beautiful and irresistible to everyone around them. and i mean that unironically, it’s great, because it’s always their romantic partner doing the describing and thus 100% just that bit from the office where michael is eating an entire jumbo container of cheese puffs and meanwhile holly is like “he has this raw animal magnetism. the man exudes sex”

















