Gee Golly Gosh it's OTTER!!

HE LIKES STUFF AND HAS OPINIONS LIKE A GOOD CITIZEN

[local7683]

Is this anything

[seatrench]

New Zealand Longfin Eel

(source)

[captain-price-returns]

"here's an AI generated slopaganda picture of a US soldier about to be slimed the fuck out by a Jihadist alien samurai, give us one point five trillion dollars"

[luimnigh]

The UNSC spent the entire Human-Covenant War losing. Any victory was pyrrhic, any reprieve a delay of the inevitable.

The only reason humanity survived and technically "won" is because the Covenant imploded into civil war when the entire foundation of their shared religion was pulled out from under them; and humanity allied themselves with the winning faction.

Also, genuinely: you are not giving US Soldiers a Spartan-level advantage. That is not possible. They have coated bones like fucking Wolverine. That is not currently possible technology. It was barely possible with their sci-fi tech, they killed half of them in surgery.

Please do not kill half the US military by giving them sci-fi surgery, that's over a million people. Killing a million people is bad.

[red-mercer]

Not when they're soldiers!

[red-mercer]

Specifically American soldiers

[loth-caatgirl]

ANOTHER HALF MILLION DEAD AMERICAN SOLDIERS PLEASE

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[anaahera-cervizia]

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[lakevida]

completely adore these tags

[no-one-offical]

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[lakevida]

id be careful now gimmick blog

[terraswallows]

"Estrogen Guy"

[just-a-bi-hoe]

^every pharmacist ever hired

[daughter-of-sapph0]

excuse to post this thing i drew a while back

[deceseze]

chapter 6 leak real

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[drearyhours]

>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day

I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH

[dogpuppy]

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[naedocytebreeder]

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[punkitt-is-here]

Bluesky liberals are wild I'll be posting about sucking dick or something and they'll find me in the discover tab and tell me shit like DEMOCRACY IS DEAD YOU HAVE TO KILL THE DON and it's like. Man we're sucking absolute penis out here. Chill the fuck out you're 38