you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
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you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
I don't see what the-- oh gosh
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There was one of those hyperspecific polls that had an option like āyour grandfather told you war stories that he never told anyone elseā and now I feel like I have to tell the story about how a spider saved my grandpaās life in WWII and how my family doesnāt kill spiders because we owe our existence to that One Single Spider
So to set the scene, it's the height of WWII in France and my grandpaāa 6'3" 20 year old upper Michigan farm boyāhas been separated from his company after their temporary camp was shelled. My grandpa (who, I have to add, was nicknamed 'the Suicide Kid' at this point because he worked in demolitions and bomb interception and kept taking the jobs no one wanted with the expectation that he was never going home anyway) is scared out of his wits, wandering around the French countryside alone. He has to move at night and sleep in barns and sheds during the day to hide from people who most definitely want him dead.
On one of these days, he finds a farmhouse of a very jittery couple who agree to let him sleep in the barn, with the conditions that he sleeps in the barn loft and if he's found, they disavow all knowledge that he was there. He agrees, because he's exhausted and will sleep in a hay pile if he has to. My grandpa manages to fit all six foot three inches of himself into a feed trough stored upstairs and tries to get some sleep.
However, right when he's half-snoozing, he hears motors outside and sure enough, here are some very angry officers of mixed Nazi and Vichy make confronting the couple saying someone up the road spotted an American soldier walking this way. They wouldn't know anything about that, would they? No, of course not.
All the while, my grandpaānow trying to figure out how to either escape the barn unseen or how to fight off six? seven? eight? people at onceāfreezes up and waits for the inevitable. While he does, a HUGE spider crawls next to his head and onto the loft railing. For one second, he thinks about swatting it away, but that would risk him being seen and killed.
So, instead, he lays there and waits to either fight to the death or get executed in a feed trough. And while he lays there, the spider starts making a huge web on the railing. My grandpa's transfixed by this thing. He watches her go around and around, building a solid web before plopping herself off to one side and waiting for breakfast. At the same time, the officers finally go into the barn.
My grandpa can hear them searching around, turning over crates and checking animal pens. Then, he hears one say to check the loft.
And then another say, "Don't bother. Look at the spiderwebs up there. No one's been there in a while."
And they leave.
Because my grandpa didn't swat the spider away and let her build her web, the officers thought no one was there and left him alone. They drive off and my grandpa immediately thanks the farmer couple and hauls ass out of there as soon as he can.
After this, my grandpa refused to kill any spider, and his kids did the same. Because if it wasn't for her, he wouldn't have lived and would never have had kids or grandkids. So we owe her one.
There's the man himself. Go grandpa!!
when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.
AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHERā¼ļø
do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure theyāre still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend
painstakingly dialing marioās landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isnāt part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and itād be rude to drag his brother into it if thereās a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldnāt have called at all, itās late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as heās about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipperāmario mario speaking, whoās-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because thereās no way luigi didnāt already tell him.āand bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and thereās no hard feelings about that, right? and thereās a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him itās all in the dayās work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then heās embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly heās going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they donāt park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.
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Maybe Iām an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chinsāthatās your food!! THATāS YOUR FOOD!!Ā Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like,Ā āOooo, Iām a creature of the night look at what sustains meā yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what Iām seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! Youāre how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about
like this
You need to understand that twenty years ago this was considered the pinnacle of online culture.
Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks
Canāt go a day without seething in rage about how āWokeā was coined to discuss the pervasive nature of antiblack racism throughout all societies and got so fucking mangled by the white masses across all political spectrums that it practically doesnāt mean anything anymore. Itās almost a joke of itself.
During the height of the Ferguson protests, youād see posts about how the system is designed to oppress the Black community and being unaware of how it operates is akin to being asleep, so you must stay Woke. (Woke as a term in the Black community actually has a long standing history but weāll focus on this period of time for now). You have to keep your eyes open to the truth, thatās what it was about.
And now itās used to discuss whether or not itās woke for a brunette to wear jeans, or if using your turn signal is woke. It honestly makes me want to puke
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Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience.Ā
I have never recovered from this illustration by Scott Cameron for Barbara Nicholās āBeethoven Lives Upstairs.ā
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did I tell you guys that I used to work on a holiday park and I would test all the hot tubs and I got so good at being able to tell the temperature of them just with my hand I could do it to the .5 degree
anyway recently I had some polyps removed from my uterus which involves them shooting warm water up your pussy to help them see what they're doing or something idk but as soon as they did that I was like huh. do you have that set to 38ā°? and they were all like what the Fuck. anyway my pussy tells the temperature
like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back
truly what is r the main differences like ACTUAL differences not things in common with adhd and autism
Neurodivergent Insights has a good been diagram showing the differences between the two. But thereās not much, gives the two disorders overlap a LOT
Iāll leave the article below if you want to read it:
ADHD vs Autism
Hope this helps.