Art Blog of Bullshit

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[demilypyro]

[gumi-megpoidd]

[rneliflua]

[doubleca5t]

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[barrysjumpsuit]

ff.net is the ancestral homeland

[all-pacas]

god the way people talk to their pets

like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony

like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth

like i just think about this sometimes

i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway

(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)

[vaiyamagic]

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[siliquasquama]

[borkthemork]

Another example that humanity never really changed

[necronatural]

Here’s my RPG Maker buyer’s manual for the Steam Summer Sale. Remember, DLC is on sale too, and the sale ends on the 8th!

[memewhore]

[trust-me-i-just-get-weirder]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[seelcudoom]

the fact he can cross himself and invoke the lord and it only hurts but garlic will kill him outright implies garlic is more powerful then christ

[justlookatthosesausages]

In Italy it is

[sharky-sharks]

Lush was selling these today!🦈

Text SHARKATTACK to 40649 and sign the pledge!🦈

[gluttonousgoddess]

or we could let an unnecessary danger to swimmers die.

[yourladyindank]

No the fuck we can’t. Because last I checked humans don’t own the fucking ocean, and last I checked, they’re IMPORTANT apex predators, a super necessary part of the ecosystem. Not to mention NEW YORKERS bite 10x as many people as sharks do a year. More people die from lightning and fireworks than form sharks.

Sharks aren’t a problem. They never have been. People are.

[jeza-red]

if you swim where the sharks are, it’s on you buddy, the animal gotta eat you don’t gotta swim

[gluttonousgoddess]

To @keyhollow let sharks die naturally, don’t go hunting them. Last I checked there’s no such thing as an important apex predator. Why on Earth are New Yorkers biting people? Know what we did to lightning? We found ways to deal with them. I’d say firework damage is usually from stupidity.

To @jeza-red so nobody can enjoy the beach now. The animal doesn’t got to eat innocent bystanders that are definitely not fish.

[yourladyindank]

I’m gonna ignore 95% of that and focus on the apex predator part.

They’re super important because they control prey animal populations, of prey animal populations get out of control it can heavily and possibly irreversibly damage flora, other fauna, and land. A keystone predator is literally irreplaceable

[gluttonousgoddess]

A “keystone predator” is nowhere near irreplaceable.

[yourladyindank]

Do you know what keystone means??

[gluttonousgoddess]

First off, calling something a keystone predator is erroneous at best. Second, keystones can be replaced.

[yourladyindank]

No

You literally just have no idea what you’re talking about.

https://eu.oceana.org/en/importance-sharks-0

http://www.sharksavers.org/en/education/the-value-of-sharks/sharks-role-in-the-ocean/

Sharks play a critical role in keeping our oceans healthy and in balance because most shark species are at the top of the marine food web.

The Importance of Sharks

[whostolemymonkey]

@miasmicsiren If you’re too stupid to read adult content, there’s even a children’s book on the subject!

[gluttonousgoddess]

Cherrypicking sources from shark apologists won’t work for you either.

[beckyhop]

Ah yes. “Shark apologists”. Those who defend the problematic behavior of *checks notes* preserving species and protecting the ecosystem.

[enchantedpineseed]

What’s with all these bitches who saw Jaws once and feel like every shark needs to die

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

What in the fuck is this bitch talking about “Keystone predators can be replaced” WHAT

[klingonrealitytelevision]

I’m still stuck on “Shark Apologist”

[petitecabriole]

Reblog if you’re a Shark Apologist

[ussfriendship]

Shark apologist checking in. What the living fuck is this thread?

[ussfriendship]

The more I think about this, the funnier it gets. Because of where I live, there is a somewhat decent chance that I will be killed by sharks….

I am exponentially more likely to contract and then die from fucking ancient shark fungus than a shark attack.

[supervillainny]

Please don’t fuck the ancient shark fungus

[ussfriendship]

Hm. Yeah, I worded that poorly. I promise I will not fuck the ancient shark fungus.

[eric-coldfire]

Sharks are like humanity’s first and last line of defense against the horrors that god abandoned in the ocean.

We kind of need them.

[reformed-roark]

Sharks are smooth beautiful creatures (or smooth and ugly as sin in the case of the goblin shark)

[undeadwill]

When even the objectivists are going “sharks are necessary” you know you fucked up.

[sphinxofgrease]

this is such a strong opening paragraph for an article about a medieval cookbook

[aandra-21]

Bruh it’s gonna be like nothing because poor people literally had no food

Or it’s just potatoes WHY WOUKD ANYONE WANT TO EAT LIKE A MEDIEVAL PEASANT???????? They didn’t even have SPICES

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Medieval peasants grew crops and owned sheep and chickens and kept gardens to grow herbs and had ways to salt and pickle foods in a time before refrigeration and milked goats to get milk and cheese.

Stop getting all your info from Game of Thrones.

[lilacwine1966-deactivated202212]

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

[relatablepicturesofyuugi]

canonically speaking sailor moon is shorter than yuugi, but thanks to 90′s shoujo art style it absolutely does not look that way

[relatablepicturesofyuugi]

[defectivealtruist]

[lunaneko14]

[lifeofcynch]

THANK YOU OMG-

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[highkey-potato-deactivated20230]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[fourteen--steps]

First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way

[ladywiltshire-deactivated202106]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[coffeeship-shop]

We only have a few of our holographic and double sided Shukita charms left!

[kiraoji]

art cheats

hello i am here today to not lose track of the art cheats i have discovered over the years. what i call art cheat is actually a cool filter/coloring style/way to shade/etc. that singlehandedly makes art like 20 times better

80’s anime style

glitch effect

glow effects

adding colors to grayscale paintings

foreshortening ( coil )

foreshortening ( perspective )

clipping group (lines)

clipping group (colors)

dramatic lighting ( GOOD )

shading metal

lighting faces

that is all for today, do stay tuned as i am always hunting for cool shit like this

[kiraoji]

guys stop reblogging this these are cheats the CIA will come for you