Cosimo Galluzzi

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todays bird

tannertan36
styofa doing anything
we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
Sweet Seals For You, Always
macklin celebrini has autism
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@theartofmadeline
AnasAbdin
Not today Justin

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Janaina Medeiros

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@anyways-its-erin
common city griffin
doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I RESPECT
i got an insulated metal water bottle recently after using plastic ones for years and oh my god ice water is so addictive. this shit SLAPS i get so excited to drink water thats crazy
does hatsune miku qualify as a fictional character or is she real. like it's different from, say, gorillaz, cause her entire thing is that she's a robot/computer program/what have you, and also she isn't an alter ego for one specific artist. so by being canonically digital in her lore and also the same thing in real life i don't think she is fictional. my point is when you play games that feature her she is actually talking to you like you are conversing face to face with the actual real hatsune miku and not just her likeness
She's as real as the muppets, however you choose to interpret that
hatsune miku is real she drove me to the airport last week
Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.
I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.
Wherever that post is about the hobbits still being friends in 2022 glad to report Merry is keeping us updated
A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*
Me: is that you, Doug
The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones
Me: YEAHHHH
When it’s Doug
My absolute favourite kind of songs are the ones that use religious faith as a metaphor for sex just to stress how absolutely buckwild mad horny the singer is about the subject of the song. Not only because I find it funny when deeply sheltered and religious people who were never taught literary analysis or critical thinking completely miss the actual meaning behind the words, and assume it's straightforward literally about being passionate in faith, the song has to also be a banger. But it is insanely funny.
A dude will straight-up sing some shit like like "you hold the church between your thighs and ever since I saw you I have yearned to be a priest", and someone will legit think "ah yes, a song about becoming a priest. How wholesome. I shall play this to my christian children."
Hozier, Leonard Cohen, and a proud and bold line of Mad Horny But In A Tasteful Way singer-songwriters that came before them:
#this had to be done
returning, disloyal tumblr users (TWITTER DEVIANTS) should know about the WIZARD TITHE !
basically you have to pay a WIZARD TITHE
I think so much about the food people ate pre-Columbian exchange. Huge parts of cuisine extremely important on both sides of the pond just didn't exist.
You've probably heard a little about what was brought over from the New World, corn, potatoes, cocoa, cassava, peanuts, chili peppers, avocadoes, cranberries, pumpkins, and the like. Imagine cooking without chili! Without potatoes! Modern Indian cuisine contains enormous amounts of potatoes and we just didn't have those for the vast majority of history. The best of the nightshades all on one contiguous hunk of land. Hell, tomatoes! Almost forgot about those.
But we don't often look at what the Old World had. Wheat! Barley! Rice! A profusion of incredible grains, really, the finest poaceae has to offer. Carrots! Tons of rosaceous plants like apples and cherries and pears and peaches and apricots! Grapes! Soy and Bamboo! Okra and watermelon! All these things were simply never found in the Americas. The grains one is the wildest for me, the variety of grains available across Eurasia and Africa was truly astounding.
You know what binds together the food of all cultures across the world? Onions. Onions are fucking everywhere. There's probably onions growing near you right now. Allium Gang Unite.
reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind
wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)
me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do
wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations
me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”
me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again
wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore
The time loop: Doesn’t break.
Wizard: *FUCK*
me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop: