Let Justice Be Done, Though The Heavens Fall.

Tayo Omisore.Baltimore, MD. Singer-songwriter. 22.

[annperkyperkins]

[shubbabang]

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

i hope she’s doing well

[belloochie]

doctor prescribed me vibe stabilizers 

[sonypraystation]

she’s not into you shes just social

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

me when i see my cat rub against someone i don’t like

[whitepeopletwitter]

[marisatomay]

gays are bad at math because instead of spreading it evenly so all gays are moderately competent at math the talent is heavily concentrated into a chosen few but it takes a long time to recharge The Math Gay Battery which is why Isaac Newton and Jon Lovett were born 300 years apart

[queenaneesrevenge]

Alan Turing cost us 100 years of math skills

[alepito]

Mom says its my turn to use the math

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

me, a game dev who apparently has never seen a black person in my life trying to come up with black hair options for a game with customizable characters: hmmm….. AH YES. I GOT IT NOW

G E N I U S

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

like. okay fine, yes, maybe cornrows or box braids are just really difficult to do, i still have a shit time trying to draw them myself but there are….so many other kind of hair styles that you can do for customizable hairstyles that isn’t just a Circle Afro or Michhone’s Walking Dead Wig

take a look here:

These are just five hairstyles off the top of my head that i myself cycle through at least once a week !! look how cute and interesting they are! and if you’re worried about hair physics don’t worry! shit doesn’t move much unless you get it wet anyway! 

i am begging you game devs, please give me decent options for black hair, im tired of not being able to make an accurate self-insert

[apersnicketylemon]

Y’all if you see a Canadian talking about the very real, very serious issues with Trudeau and you feel the need to respond with ‘At least he isn’t/Would you rather have Trump?’

1) Don’t. Seriously, don’t. 

2) You are giving a BAD politian who is HURTING people a free pass at doing that because he isn’t someone else.

3) You are giving Canada a free pass because Trudeau is less obvious about his bigotry

4) Consider ALL the times Canadians have spread information about things like NODAPL, Flint, and more. Consider these problems are ALSO actually happening in Canada, right now. We have a pipeline that is currently being shoved into indigenous territory after they have made it explicitly clear they did not consent to it. They have done nothing to fix the fact that nearly EVERY indigenous community in Canada has NO clean water access. Some communities no longer have running water either. Indigenous women in Canada go missing or are murdered at 3 times the national average and nothing is being done about it. Forced sterilization is still happening to Indigenous women here. 

All the issues you have are issues WE have also. But you don’t know about them because you’re unwilling to spread our problems, while demanding we spread yours. You sweep them under the rug FOR us and FOR him because ‘He isn’t Trump’. 

5) Someone doesn’t have to be Donald Trump to be a horrible person, a bad leader, and a bad person. Constantly saying ‘Would you rather have Trump???’ is constantly saying ‘If someone isn’t that man, they aren’t bad, and anything they do is forgivable’. 

Again, we have the same problems here that you do there, but we’re not able to spread it and get international awareness. 

You want us to help you? We do. We have. It’s high time you stop letting politicians in Canada commit and ignore genocide against the Indigenous people here with ‘but it isn’t Trump’. We know it’s not Trump. Do you know that doesn’t actually matter? 

[lissadiane]

Okay but here is my question (and it’s a serious question, not a snarky pro-Trudeau question, because I’m honestly having so much anxiety about it): which option do we have that would do any better because the conservatives sure won’t and I doubt the NDP would either, so who do we vote for instead?

[allthecanadianpolitics]

The NDP opposes that oil pipeline that OP mentions and has repeatedly called for Trudeau’s government to fix boil water advisories and the mercury poisoning issues on Grassy Narrows First Nation.

The NDP has called for the Trudeau Government to properly fund indigenous child welfare, education and healthcare and to stop suing Indigenous people over these issues for years.

It was the NDP that pushed to get the United Nations Declaration of Rights For Indigenous People passed into law (which unfortunately the Senate killed).

It is the NDP that has been pushing for the forced sterilization it indigenous women to be taken seriously. The NDP’s health critic Don Davies has been pushing the government to act for months now.

It was the NDP that acknowledged that violence against missing and murdered indigenous women is a genocide and to fully accept all the MMIW Comissions recommendations (something the Trudeau Government has not committed to).

People really need to start paying attention to what the NDP has actually been doing and saying. This false equivalence between the NDP and Conservatives is nauseating.

[sincerelyafrica]

So a friend of mine told me how yesterday his coworker died on the way to work due to speeding and crossed a red light (she was late for the third time, so I’m guessing she was trying to avoid a write up). As soon as she crossed the light she was hit on the drivers side by a semi. The messed up part is that in less than an hour her table was cleared for a new worker. In less than 4 hours they had sent out the news that they are hiring. By the end of the day the hiring manager had contacted 4 people for an interview. Moral of the story is, these jobs don’t care about your ass. They will replace you in a snap. Don’t risk or waste your life trying to go above and beyond for a job that could care less about your wellbeing.

[14kgoldsoul]

I always say this. The job stays and you Go.

[2glassesofchianti]

Bet your ass I reblog this.

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God

[ripe]

The Phyllomedusa Bicolor (Giant Monkey Frog) covers itself in a skin secretion to avoid drying out in the sun.

(source)

[frognip]

Notice how it’s eyelids have the appearance of his eyes being open so predators won’t attack. Such beautiful work by evolution. You gotta admire it

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[the-malevolent-platypus]

“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

[micaxiii]

one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

[darkwingsnark]

Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

[writtenletterstotheworld]

I thought Perry was with the Panda?

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

[journal-three]

what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

[whatamidoingqueer]

Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

[looney-mooney]

Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

What the fuck became of my post

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post

[romansleftshoulderpad]

It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

What the FUCK

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

[ironwoman359]

I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

[vivaciousarcanist]

[imaginarymiu]

[dresdoodles]

On falling in love with your gay best friend 💖

follow me @dresdoodles or on twitter

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[officialjiggly]

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

A galaxy perfectly aligned with a supernova (supernova PS1-10afx) acts as a cosmic magnifying glass, making it appear 100 billion times more dazzling than our Sun.

Image credit: Anupreeta More/Kavli IPMU