“I am learning to love, cherish, and nurture my body. For it is my home.”
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“I am learning to love, cherish, and nurture my body. For it is my home.”
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a fusion of the four diamonds pearls altogether now
Edit: just some small tweaks to it and also now its on my redbubble
You’re gonna have a good time
Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key
What the h*ck. Like seriously, how does this sound so cheerful and nice!? Can I put this in a video game during a pleasant yet active activity, like riding a bike down Route 78 or something?
𝑨𝒑𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅 🐚
i am the shyest attention whore ever
I want attention!!! If you’re not busy… And you want to…. Its okay if you don’t
my favourite thing about breath of the wild is that it forces you to fish like an insane person
actual ways to fish in botw:
-shooting the fish with a bow and arrow (this is the only actual irl fishing method in the entire game)
-bombs
-creating pillars of ice beneath the fish and then picking them up as they flop around
-swimming really fast and grabbing them presumably with your bare hands and/or teeth
-swimming really fast and chasing them until they beach themselves and then picking them up
-electrocuting the water with magic weapons
-wearing rubber armour and metal equipment and sitting in the water and waiting for lightning
not actual ways to fish in botw:
-rod and line
-a net
But that’s not as funny :(
idk my dude. "I just wanted to cheer up this peasant and give them hope for a better tomorrow, but instead they overthrew the local nobles and now we've got to teach a bunch of peasants how to govern a kingdom"
is at least twice as funny as
"this person has sex" especially if your DM is uncomfortable with role playing seduction and such
No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.
this is UPS driver erasure
I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.
*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks
Fun fact!!
Cats don’t only purr because they’re content! When they’re sick, or when a kitten/companion is sick, they purr to help heal faster. So if you’re feeling down and your cat friend comes up to purr on you, it’s because they sense something’s up and they want to help you feel better!
Imagine beeing an animal that literally has a build in ‘comfort my loved ones’ function and still have people think you are an asshole by nature.
I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.
okay so i was bored and press without any reason ctrl+shift+K and
this is what appeared
and i couldnt resist to click this cute little ‘3D view’ button and
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
INTRODUCING
3D TUMBLR
in which you can see all the versions the code editors stacked update after update
look at just how many times the tumblr logo changed
ALSO THE INFINITE SCROLL… IN 3 DIMENSIONS
THIS LOOKS LIKE FUCKING TIMES SQUARE SCREENS
IM EXPERIENCING THE BEST THING EVER
hacker voice: I’M IN
Their friendship is important to me
anyway why is archery so fucking sexy
shoulders and absolute physical control.
next question.
This is Strong Back erasure and I will not stand for it.
I see a lot of people who tell young people–especially young people who are heading into college–that they should “do what they love.” And they’re right. You should do what you love.
But there’s a world of difference between doing what you love for you, and doing what you love for a paycheck.
I went to undergrad for graphic design and 3-D design–art and more art, I usually say–and I loved it. You know what I didn’t love? Trying to collect my fees from clients. Trying to meet unrealistic, over-simplified or over-specific briefs from people who didn’t know what they were talking about. Coming home, having worked creatively all day, with no creative juice left for the things I wanted to do.
You know what I would tell you instead? Do something that you can be interested in, with people you like.
You don’t have to love it. Loving your work can be a lot, and it often means you have to live in your job 24/7. Some people can do that. Not everyone can, or should. But if you can find work that’s interesting enough that it doesn’t feel tedious, and people you can enjoy spending your 9-5 with, and you can make money, that’s great! It means you can do the things you love for you.
I’m in law school now. It’s interesting work, and difficult, and I like doing it. I like how complicated it gets, and I like the stories it tells. But I don’t come home and read law journals for fun. I come home, and I sculpt, and I draw, and I paint, and I read. I do these things for me.
And I love it.
Gods I wish I’d had this ten years ago when everyone was pushing for me to do art for a living. Probably wouldn’t have burned out as hard as I did
Once when I was high school a teacher from another school came into our class and talked about stuff like this. He said instead of trying to get a job you love, find a lifestyle you love.
He said he had no aspirations to be a teacher. His passion is surfing. But the reason he loves teaching is because he can go surfing every weekend, because there’s no school. And he’s free during the summer and holidays to spend time with his family.
You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?
I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
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