Just Doing Things

Callie - Late 20s. She/Her. This is where I waste time and exist.

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio

[scavengedluxury]

her natural geep is so refreshing

[ara-meyy]

so one of my friends is buying a house (huge moment for a zillennial cusper) and I am very happy for him, but then he starts talking about how he's getting smart Everything for his home and how he can open his trashcan from across the room and I'm just like Why Do You Want Your Bin To Spy On You

I'm trying so hard not to be a debbie downer but man do you really think the smart trashcan company exercises maximum data safety practices or do you think they're gonna sell your data to the highest bidder

[l3irdl3rain]

Oh boy time for bed. I sure hope some weirdo doesn’t come stand on me and make biscuits on my stomach and drip drool all over my arms

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[kuttithevangu]

I was saying that Mercedes Lackey’s penchant for having an underweight boy be mind controlled by a psychic horse feels fetishy and is her husband a particularly small man whom she wants to see controlled by a horse or is SHE the evil horse in her marriage. and pip was like “walks up to a straight couple”

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[woodsdyke]

ok there's also something funny i'm mad about. i know he lost so it's a moot point or whatever but What was ryland grace doing in that tumblr sexyman poll. that's not a tumblr sexyman. That's Ryan Gosling

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

[snailpass]

gnarp gnarp

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[papayajuan2019]

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[karroana]

Life with a clingy pet pigeon

So here i introduce you all to my pet pigeon, Bonjiri :) (it means chicken butt)

[o-craven-canto]

Come to the Human Cuisine Restaurant, we have:

Boiled grain

Flatbread with various toppings

Flatbread wrapped around filling

Fried lean meat

Stew of fatty meat and starch

Fermented vegetable

Oily sauce

Aromatic herbs

Stimulant alkaloids

Alcoholic beverage

[ara-meyy]