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[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

[laptop-stickerkeeper]

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[gokuma]

you go, girl

[profeminist]

“National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!! 

When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk  about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out.

Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.”

- Erin Biba‏ 

In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride

[profeminist]

UPDATE:

“Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world’s leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real): -Watched The Lion King DVD extras -Read a textbook 25 years ago -Has been to the zoo -Everyone just knows

If you ever wondered what it’s like to be a woman that communicates science, this is what it’s like. Any expertise you or your sources may have gained over decades of hard work are null and void because someone watched a DVD extra 25 years ago.”

-  Erin Biba 

[elodieunderglass]

Hey that last one is a Mood

[archivedtdp-deactivated20240111]

Basic biological facts are now “feminist”, huh? 

This is why people don’t like “female scientists” (or rather the ones most out-spoken). Not because you’re women, but because you have to make everything political and obnoxious as all hell. If you just said “lions are matriarchal in their prides”, most people except the biggest of idiots would nod their heads and move on. But no, you had to make it political so some people have a knee-jerk reaction because of how much shit others keep trying to stuff down their throats.

[yourladyindank]

The top female lion and the male lion are both in charge in different ways. The female lion keeps the other females in order and gets snappy with the male when he’s out of order. She also trains the majority of the younger females in the hunt, and leads most of them.The male lion battles other males and maintains the territory lines. He will also take down larger kills the females couldn’t manage on their own. Her failure results in disorganization of the pride and likely starvation. His failure results in death of the pride from a predatory pack of animals (another pride, hyenas, so on), or the incoming of a new male, so the death of all current cubs and reimpregnating of the females. The male also gets first dibs at meal times, following comes the hierarchy of the cubs and females.

[ellas-cottage]

It’s almost as if they were animals and not everything was political?????

[yourladyindank]

Exactly. I read the article, and as a biologist and LION LOVER, it’s hot garbage

[shodaw]

Let bi boys date girls

[superimagery]

Who isn’t letting them……

[shodaw]

Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight

Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy

Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them

Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community

Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay

So there’s quite a few people not letting them!!

[shodaw]

Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people

[its-pastel]

Biphobes unfollow me, you’re not welcome here. LET👏PEOPLE👏LOVE👏WHO👏THEY👏WANT👏

[nightcoremoon]

I haven’t seen a post like this for bi boys, only for bi girls. let’s fix that.

[honey-nympho]

I had a coworker tell me that my bi boyfriend was faking it with me and was actually gay because bisexual men don’t exist. I pointed out that I’m bi too and he said “that’s different, you’re a girl”

[valtsv]

other people may reject you but if you lie on the forest floor for long enough the moss and fungi will always accept you as one of their own

[student-film-lying-piece-of-shit]

nothing will fucking slap as much as mandopony saying “sometimes to do some good you gotta be the bad guy”. that was talent at it’s peak. why do i even try. nothing will ever invoke such an emotion in anybody else for the rest of humankind. we should all just quit man

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[worldeaterouroboros]

Why does schroedinger have so many things

[kairibloodheart]

Schrodinger’s hording problem

[sail-to-live]

[auroranibley]

don’t know why terror seems like the correct emotional reaction to this but it is

[star-anise]

From someone who sails and reads a lot of books about the history of sailing? Terror is entirely the correct emotional reaction.

[reversewerewolf]

happy 7 year anniversary (uploaded july 17 2010)

[reversewerewolf]

happy eighth birthday to aeiou

[velvet-apricots]

Happy 9th brithday.

[beedallo]

[stimman4000]

dissolving cotton candy in water

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

[draumboosky]

It’s like entering the void

[autumngracy]

Theoretically you could use that sugar water to make rock candy, so this is basically candy alchemy

[cyberdramon]

Disintegrating Clown hair

[vegan-future]

[sebbysheepie]

Your mind is set. If it’s a moral choice then both are wrong. Same as how many vegans assume the vegan diet hurts no one or anything in it’s growing and harvesting. However the other side to this is why push your morals to someone that doesn’t see it the same way. They can afford to raise a pig and that animal later will feedthe family where a dog is not seen as meat by most. A dog is seen more as a companion and a helper/worker. Their tasks are to be company. To help humans in tasks. To hunt and to guard. Pigs do not do this normally, they however put on weight fast. Grow very large and can eat most anything and covert that to mass. Mass we can eat.

Don’t push your morals into others or your own thoughts to people to make them do as you want over allowing them their own choices. You have no idea each persons beliefs or needs and situations.

[scoutsmoocrew]

There is no moral difference between eating dogs and pigs in that there’s nothing wrong with eating either lol

[until-every-cage-is-empty-alf]

[sebbysheepie]

Now.. lemme get this right. Your using truffles. A vegan food as a way to show animal cruelty.. because the ones holding the truffle have made it so the dog can’t eat it or bite it but can smell it.. a method that isn’t hurting the dog. Which I might add is a very important costly dog that most likely gets some of the best care due to his abilities?

[catchymemes]

[nyctosaurid]

i rate movies using a strict pass/fail system based on how the cinematography compares to this one shot in monster house 

[nyctosaurid]

there hasn’t been a single academy award nominated film with this level of innovative horror cinematography since 2007

[sixteen6stars]

this fact makes me sad,

why cant we have animated horror movies

[demongirl99]

Good question, why can’t we have actual animated horror films?

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Animated horror films are fantastic in part because stylistic choices can add to the tone of the setting or even contrast with it. There are so many things you can do in animation that would just look stupid in live action. And finally, play on every idiot’s bias that cartoons are for kids and therefor can’t be scary.

[primordialnoodlesoup]

Whoever said that cartoons can’t be scary has never seen coraline and that’s the tea

[oglach-uisce]

Like the short horror animated stories on YouTube are fucking class so like imagine a full length feature one

[superbeans89]

Hell, a fair chunk of the ghibli movies would pass as horror. People just think they’re not ‘scary’ because they’re animated

[such-justice-wow]

Spirited Away scared me so much as a child and as it was my nan wouldn’t let me watch it for ages because she knew I was a wuss

[archivalshkdwn]

9’s a really good at least suspenseful animated movie, but I fear any man who was not scared of the Seamstress

This is peak horror design and I wont be swayed

[such-justice-wow]

Omg me and my dad watched 9 knowing nothing about it and it was absolutely terrifying, I’ve never seen anyone mention it since lol

[archivalshkdwn]

I wanted to watch it when it came out when I was still pretty young but never got the chance until like a couple years ago, and after watching it I'm glad I had to wait

[nyctosaurid]

i rate movies using a strict pass/fail system based on how the cinematography compares to this one shot in monster house 

[nyctosaurid]

there hasn’t been a single academy award nominated film with this level of innovative horror cinematography since 2007

[sixteen6stars]

this fact makes me sad,

why cant we have animated horror movies

[demongirl99]

Good question, why can’t we have actual animated horror films?

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Animated horror films are fantastic in part because stylistic choices can add to the tone of the setting or even contrast with it. There are so many things you can do in animation that would just look stupid in live action. And finally, play on every idiot’s bias that cartoons are for kids and therefor can’t be scary.

[primordialnoodlesoup]

Whoever said that cartoons can’t be scary has never seen coraline and that’s the tea

[oglach-uisce]

Like the short horror animated stories on YouTube are fucking class so like imagine a full length feature one

[superbeans89]

Hell, a fair chunk of the ghibli movies would pass as horror. People just think they’re not ‘scary’ because they’re animated

[such-justice-wow]

Spirited Away scared me so much as a child and as it was my nan wouldn’t let me watch it for ages because she knew I was a wuss

[archivalshkdwn]

9's a really good at least suspenseful animated movie, but I fear any man who was not scared of the Seamstress

This is peak horror design and I wont be swayed

[philalethistry]

So I was looking at all of the experiments from the Lilo and Stitch show and honestly most of them look like Baby’s First DeviantArt OC from 2005, but then there’s this CANON experiment and

I’m sorry are you telling me Jumba Jookiba made Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine

[philalethistry]

Alright there’s a BUNCH of these bad boys here’s my faves so far:

Jumba’s so fucking petty I’m crying

Um

Sorry what?? ? Repeat that please;;

This is very specific. Somebody on the ‘creative’ team had a bad day

tHAT IS CALLED MURDER AND IT IS I L L E G A L;;;;;;;; ;;;;

JUMBA NO

[philalethistry]

Here’s more, this is going to be a long post

Mmmmmm ‘kay so first of all fuck you

Jumba what is with you and bones, can you stop

Once again, Jumba is a petty bitch

Alright, so, breaking and taking bones I get, but how does one lose their spine?

Jumba’s subconscious made this experiment

WHY

Good boy. You get him Philip

[rachelreine]

a very important photo set… grumps in high school… ♡

[kittensnax]

a teenage girl, a young jewish business man, and josh peck