Archie's Sim Adventures!

[catboymoments]

how y’all feelin

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[elreyputo2]

Why did capcom added nipples to Chris model in re village

[gravityjunior]

I love how these tags were all in a row

[auckie]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

I downloaded the sex mod which took 1 hour to get to work and when i had sex with him my screen jittered and there were stock moaning sounds and i got one xp

[auckie]

[doghyde]

[ghostsandgoblins]

Scooby Doo (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

you know what there were a lot of jokes in this movie that went over my head as a kid

[bowling-alleycarpet]

that’s because this movie was filmed as an R-rated (18+) parody, but at the last moment before release, warner bros decided it would loose them too many fans of the cartoon for children and sully the good name of Scooby Doo and had the film re-edited down to PG. why do you think so much smoke was coming out of the mystery machine? why shaggy’s girlfriend is called mary jane? daphne and velma were lesbians and one of the first instances of cgi costumes on human actors was used to raise the neckline on their blouses. Freddy was played as gay with only the scene where they admit it deleted.

if you don’t know about this, seriously look it up. here’s a very toned-down wiki article but there’s much more out there. this film sounds like it was written for tumblr ten years early

[howmeat-lovesmeat]

lmao was nobody gonna mention this iconic scrappy-doo-hating behavior

[tilthat]

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

via reddit.com

[honted]

pretty funny i guess

[pastabot]

had to be there

[llamallover]

Translation is always tricky, but I remember this slightly different:

Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.

I feel like that context makes it funnier. Basically like standing in front of your burning mansion with a butler, meeting their eyes, and telling them that you still feel a little chilly and ask them if they could put on an extra log or two.

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

????

[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[absolutedoorknob]

When it’s Doug

[thundergrace]

Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.

[strangers-to-iowa]

a few notes: --this is apparently a piece that is very difficult to play --this flute is keyless, which requires the player to use extremely precise finger positioning --Lizzo is wearing two inch acrylic nails

[bixbythemartian]

the runs at the end are both stunning and flawless!

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Cool. The flute is cool. But I got some more info that I feel is important.

That's James Maddison's flute. James Maddison owned over 100 slaves. Due to debts he had to sell land and slaves over his lifetime. By the time of his death he owned 36 slaves. No slaves were freed during his lifetime or in his will.

The power that this successful Black woman has over his legacy right now.

Not just playing his flute, but shaking her ass while playing his flute.

With some help from the Library of Congress, @lizzo got to play President James Madison's crystal flute at her recent Washington, D.C., conc

Oh, the white supremacists are so mad.

You know how often people play instruments that are hundreds of years old? Instruments are made to last hundreds of years. They're preserved through use. First chair violinists in major orchestras often use violins that are centuries old.

My aunt owns and sells instruments both young and old, and it's a huge dishonor to the memory of the creator to demand that the instrument go in a museum never to be used.

-fae

[timidsketch]

Something really cool about this video is that Lizzo is usually in really extravagant outfits, which is awesome to see! But we as fat people are expected to over-perform gender and be dressed to the nines just to deserve basic respect. If we're seen wearing baggy pants and a simple shirt, we're called slovenly, lazy, ugly. So I love seeing Lizzo being able to wear not just the extravagant outfits but also outfits like this that are a "fuck you" to every fatphobe who thinks fat people must put on a performance to earn basic respect and dignity.

[steakplissken]

Not only is Lizzo playing James Madison’s crystal flute, she was invited to by Carla Hayden, the Librarian of Congress and the first actual librarian to have the job since 1974 (she was appointed in 2016). She is also the first woman and the first African American to be the Librarian of Congress.

She invited Lizzo by @ her on Twitter because she saw Lizzo would be in town for her tour. Lizzo spent three hours touring the LoC and looking at historic flutes in the collection.

Carla Hayden was previously the head librarian of the Enoch Pratt Free Library, which is the city library organization for Baltimore. She kept the libraries open during the Freddie Gray riots so people would have a safe place to bring their kids.

She’s a cool lady and I hope more people get interested in the LoC and it’s holdings. They have a lot online and you don’t need to make an account to look.

[omghotmemes]

Senpai says you’re welcome

[quintusbenedictus]

Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

[wuevosama]

This happened when I told a friend you CAN parry Havel but he wouldn’t believe me. So he handed me the controller ITS LIKE HE KNEW I WAS THE ONE IN CONTROL T H E R O C K W A S A F R A I D

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Havel really fucking sizing you up there he was calculating that shit like

[omghotmemes]

A long meme, but something that should be said

[kurotaurus17]

💁🏾‍♂️

[uncle-cazador]

Pencils also shed graphite something you don’t want floating in a cabin with electronics

[delaney33-2ndtry]

That’s a long way to say NASA spent millions of dollars of tax payer money on bullshit because space doesn’t exist

[fedkaczynski]

I’m glad there’s people like this around here. Makes me feel grounded and sane.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-

[bitterbadfem-harpy]

[weused2befriends]

OP, what planet are you from on which it's not MORTIFYING to walk around with visible hickies? Of course that's unprofessional; you're a grown ass man. Grow up!!

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

I’m an adult woman who likes to do adult things with other adult women. sex is a part of life. grow up.

[weused2befriends]

Your behaviors and opinions are absolutely those of a male. And sex is a part of life that should be kept PRIVATE from the rest of the world, especially in a professional setting where absolutely no one has consented to witnessing your sex life.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

women love to eat my pussy

[duel1971]

media analysis on twitter is really in the toilet

[theoutcastrogue]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[verybadpaleontologyjokes]

[Description: a 10 second TikTok video from @/allomygale using a zoom-and-mirror filter. The music is the marimba hitting notes when the zoom and mirrors happen. White text says "the last thing an agnathid fish in the devoniam sees" with the video zooming in on a 3D printed gold Eurupterus remipes.]

More funnies!

[bbyyygirl]

[gio-scrabbles]

I drew this before the movie trailer was released, but honestly, it can still apply.