Still Hate It Here.

Ashley, 26,Tx. IG: @arcticburgers

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[guerrillatech]

[cyberthot666]

[teethcult]

[aliceash]

Blossom Queen♡ Useless? Who?

[aus-yeezus]

[rslashrats]

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

[rslashrats]

[icantwritegood]

[fawriel]

[pdlcomics]

Welcome

[dream-prospector]

I get paid to make maps of the ocean.  This post is going to haunt me like that “mothers and fuckers of the jury” post haunts that trial attorney

[soularbuds]

wish i was snuggling not struggling

[calellon]

ladies! is there honestly anything sexier than

bread

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

Email I sent one of my professors the day after I got my second covid shot, when I was also having horrible allergies:

Hi Dr. (Name)!!!!!! I was gonna do my final today but I got fauci ouchie 2 yesterday and I Also have allergies, so I’m like aughauahiahh. I took Benadryl and soon I will be unconscious so I cannot write. Can I turn it in like tomorrow and get a partial credit? I’d not that’s ok too. I hope you are having good summer!!! Thank you and stay bitchin!!!!!!!

I woke up the next morning with no memory of having written this email

[arcticburgers]

I caught COVID back in February and I email my professor saying

“Hello, i Can’t turn in my assignments because it feels like I’m dying when I sit up for more than 10 minutes. Can I please have extension for when I can sit up.”

I wrote this with a 103F fever in the middle of a snow storm with no electricity.

(For context, I live in Texas and this all happened when it snowed for 4 days straight and the power was out for a week. Not only did I get COVID but Mother Nature fucked me in the ass)

[kickassmemes1]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

We’ve found it Snail Church

[ravibun]

snurch

[yourscientistfriend]

Take me to snurch

[theauspolchronicles]

The covid-19 (coronavirus) outbreak is a great example of why conservative governments cutting public health funding and eroding workers rights so they’re forced to work to survive even while sick is a terrible thing. It’s terrible even without a pandemic but a pandemic really highlights just how utterly incompatible conservative ideology is with a robust and well functioning society.

[double-jynx]

This is probably the most Gen Z headline I’ve ever read and I can’t get enough

[nepetea]

someone got this picture of bernie sanders watching this furry fight jack skellington at anime boston

[elvish-mysticcc]

This is the future that liberals want.

[thingsareswinging]

There are very few places twee enough that a shop could get away with this name. Apparently my new neighbourhood is one of them.

[gallusrostromegalus]

My Reading-Disordered Ass:

[tiredmess]

y’all I CANNOT

[arcticburgers]

There truly is so many uneducated people out here

[blendinblandin-archive]

connecting with a fictional character like