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lesbianshepard

phrasing of this is taking me out

voregeoisie

katelyn-danger

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

biscoff-und-taxis

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

theehorsepusssy

wizardshark

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

saspitite

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

elizapad

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

bareniabirkin

😟😳😳😳

squadron-of-damned

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on??

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

theclockworkjudas

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

h4nds4ndwich

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

batmanisagatewaydrug

this post is five years old and has been repeatedly debunked, why is this going around again

A TikTok trend is is prompting people to show off 'dents' in their pinky they believe are caused by their phone. But experts say 'phone pink

importantpics

capitalismsbiggesthater

Gideon and Harrow at Canaan House

hometoursandotherstuff

let's hear it for the nonbinary folks who:

don't present androgynously

use "binary" pronouns in any capacity

identify partially with a binary gender

have a "gendered" name

don't experience body dysmorphia

don't experience gender dysphoria

DO experience gender dysphoria/body dysmorphia but aren't sure what gender or body would suit them

just experience body/gender apathy instead

can't be open about their gender identity yet

you're all absolutely valid.

don't ever feel like you're "not nonbinary enough" because you absolutely are! 💖

pivo-rizky-svickova

P R O S Í M ?

baddadjokez

We have two unwritten rules here:

1.

2.

goodman-grace

Geralt's a fake ass homosexual if I had Joey Batey trailing after me for 20 years singing ballads about how amazing I was and tenderly stitching up my wounds after I got my ass kicked and gently washing my hair and was so devoted to me that everyone called him my bard I would've fucked him so hard that his vertebrae would be shooting out of his mouth like a pez dispenser but maybe that's just me.

mynorthernattitude

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

shock-micro

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

opendirectories

probablybadrpgideas

Unrelated to RPGs, but I had a dream where I had the rules of heaven explained to me, and here they are:

Any animal you put salt on goes to heaven with you when you die (there are lots of slugs in heaven).

If you insult a Pokemon even once, believe it or not? Straight to hell.

(Incidentally, Hell recently stopped tormenting people because they're trying to find the soul of Walter White from Breaking Bad. The demons thought it was a documentary and the damned don't want to correct them, you know?)

Heaven has a library with every book and a library with every magazine. When you die, you have to choose which you want before you can go to Heaven.

Every ten years you get vacation days and can go to either earth or hell. They recommend earth but it's your choice really.

The damned also get vacation days. Please don't bother the damned souls while they're up here, they have it bad enough already.

God is a horse. Please don't bring it up, he's pretty sensitive about it.

If you have issues with Heaven, don't worry! There's a basement and if you complain, you get to go in the basement until you stop complaining.

Contrary to popular belief, heaven doesn't last forever. It lasts for an average of 10 billion years (depending on how much technology you want in your heaven house). At the end, you turn into a cake and everyone eats you.

Please remake your setting's celestial planes in accordance with these rules, thank you.

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