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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
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Xuebing Du
$LAYYYTER
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cherry valley forever
JBB: An Artblog!
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Show & Tell
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Peter Solarz
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
todays bird
Janaina Medeiros
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@artemisfly
🥵😡💲🥺
Hot because well my bf is jsjshzkbdjhqg
Angry bc on the day itself we won't physically be together (we do it the 13th)
Money bc we're rich in love? (although I wouldn't mind winning some money 👀)
Last one is probably gonna be the way I look at him at a certain point of celebrating valentine's day 😏
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
World Heritage Post
like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.
reblog to give your friend a bad day
this is the monalisa of tumblr
“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”
this is it, this post started it all
NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME
Worth the shot xD
In Irish, “December” is “Mí na Nollag” which is literally “The Month of Christmas” so I feel completely culturally justified in treating today like the beginning of one long holiday, honestly.
In scottish gaelic its ‘an Dubhlachd’ which effectively means the blackness and i feel like this is one of the fundamental differences between irish and scottish gaelic.
In Welsh it’s “Mis Rhagfyr/rhagfyr” which literally just means “foreshortening (month)” as in the days are short in this month.
Which I think is exactly halfway between the beautiful cheer of gaeilge & the existential dread of gàidhlig.
I so desperately want to learn your languages, they are so beautiful
peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki
loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.
drax: [really bad joke]
peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you
drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!
peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you
t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish
Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers
Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first
Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may
Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t
Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you
Bucky, tired: oh not this again
Peter Parker: I would die for you
Mantis, 10/10 idiot wife: how noble of you, you will not be remembered i am sorry
peter parker: i would die for you, mr. falcon sir
sam, still mad about being beaten by this mouthy toddler: not if I kill you first, you little shit
Peter Parker: I would die for you
Ned, who is also a gen z idiot: Boi if you do I’ll yeet myself into the sun
sksksidjddjns I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST
Drax sent me.
What about Scott's answer ? Pleaaasseee
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS
Reblogging for some added help for the coming months
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME
ok
update: we are dating
update: we are married
update: we knocked up
This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!
Update: had a baby together
aww, i’m crying thats so cute
my favorite post
ahhhhh
Happy April 25th!
Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date. That’s a tough one. MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
Can yall believe Garth didn’t die even once the entire show
Can you believe that the Ghistfacers are the longest living people on the show? Been there since season 1 and still alive, even Dean and Sam didn't pull that one off
This is so damn relatable
can’t believe geralt is a never nude
Well, nudity is only to bath it seems with him
January is next year, next month, and next week (source)
You forgot next decade
My brother : *plays The Witcher 3 on ps4*
Me : Hey, once you're done, do you mind if I borrow it?
Him : Nope, but you'll see that getting to the menu is a bit tricky...
Him : *clicks on option, goes to tutorials, selects one, clicks return *
Him : see?
Me : Try the touchpad button?
Him : *tries it, gets directly to the menu*
Him : oh....
And he only learnt that after one month of playing smh...
Your dash has been signed by the Avengers and members of S.H.I.E.L.D
Bruce Banner/Hulk
Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Steve Rogers/Captain America
Thor Odinson
Tony Stark/Iron Man
Agent Phil Coulson
Loki Laufeyson
Pepper Potts
Nick Fury
Maria Hill
From this picture:
The cast of the Avengers signed this card as if they were the characters :)
Even the way their signatures were placed is in character
I love how Steve is like, not sure you’ll know who he is.
Aww.. Steve Rogers is forever that adorable skinny guy from Brooklyn. And yeah, of course Tony has to take the center spot and write the biggest signature, lol.
Can't help but read "Mama Hill"...
Maybe the reason NASA doesn’t contribute to ocean exploration is because they already know what’s down there and are desperately trying to get us off of this planet before it surfaces. (source)
Dude, one day, you're gonna get in trouble
