From The Dead

25. Reblogs, art, and existential dread. Insta: Ashchittydraws

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[beardedmrbean]

Demons are real and they write for the new york times.

[wizardshark]

Tags passed peer review

[weaver-z]

Putting the author of this article in a Clockwork Orange brainwashing contraption and making them watch Bluey until they give their children attention and care

[weaver-z]

Do you ever see some tags on one of your posts that give you a shiver of existential horror

[xperiane]

[neopoint-blog]

woah bitch the fuck was that for

[hungry-joe]

[pixelllls]

some quick a court of fey and flowers sketches!

[ashchittydraws]

OC from a web comic I’ve been working on 🙃 no idea how some people put out a chapter a week- it takes me like an hour to just draw one character

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

[theunfairfolk]

ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

[theunfairfolk]

he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.

[theunfairfolk]

he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.

he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.

[biglawbear]

I want to thank the gay that works at CNBC that got this one past the editors

[knifefightscene]

People will have u believe feminism has gone too far when it has gone absolutely no fucking where

[ashchittydraws]

Some stranger things fan art~

[hickeygenderarchive]

st. george and the dragon (1908-9) - briton rivière / the vigil (1884) - john pettie / vanitas still-life (1705) - evert collier / david garrick as richard iii (1745) - william hogarth / micro sff stories tweet

[astrodidact]

Keep up the pressure. They will get away with whatever they want at this rate.

[badgerpunk]

calling aoc a firebrand as if hers is anything but the only reasonable response in this situation. I'm so fed up with this woman being labeled a radical leftist lunatic when she's one of the few politicians I've seen who demonstrate even a modicum of critical thinking and common sense

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

[steelplatedhearts]

[omgweatherunderground]

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. 

[ranma-official]

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

[sunspotpony]

Monopolygamy.

[dangerousnotbroken]

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

[saltwasteland]

You could make a whole polyarmory

[quadradaz]

[strongermonster]

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

[ettadunham]

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[lo9lmkjgfgg-deactivated20260203]

This destroyed me.

[leepacey]

brad pitt is already suing angelina jolie for defamation for calling him abusive so now seems like a good time to say:

angelina has maintained this entire time that all she cares about is the safety of her children

their oldest child maddox literally refuses to speak to brad

angelina has also said that she was deeply uncomfortable with brad because he chose to continue working with harvey weinstein after weinstein assaulted angelina. brad knew this but still worked with him anyway

when they divorced, the court ruled that angelina was allowed to sell her share of the vineyard she and brad co-own, and she offered to sell her share TO BRAD but he declined, so she sold to a company called stoli. stoli is now suing brad for mismanaging funds, so he’s suing angelina as a big distraction and because he thinks this will get her shares back to him, if he can prove she “lied” to destroy his reputation

brad is also lying and saying stoli is pro-russia, but the owner is a huge putin critic and has been for over 20 years. the owner is even banned from entering russia because of all their criticism of putin, but brad is lying to destroy this person’s reputation too

ps: brad’s also specifically asking for a trial by jury. wonder who he learned that from?

[valtsv]

as a member of the lgbt community, it really hurts to hear people say that my "lifestyle" isn't "family friendly". i care a lot about being family friendly. it's very important to me. that's why this month i'm partnering with your mom -