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Drew some more bsd, with reference this time.

#i love when atsushi just...#face plants #hes so cute #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa #bsd fanart

polytriocanon

Can't rly draw faces yet, but super happy w the texture on the hair

#bsd dazai #drawing #sketch

HC: Vox sees Alastor w the TV glitch thingy, n just thinks thats wut he looks like

#headcanon #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #dont think too hard about it

baedarob

"Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something"

DC!! GIVE DAMIAN A RACCOON AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!

Anyway, I really liked the idea of Damian with a raccoon. I've literally been dying to draw it all week

ivegirbossedtooclosetothesun

Hear me out, even after learning Jason is a human, Damian still treats him like a wild animal he's trying to befriend and it works

Jason is and has been running in survival mode for so long that approaching him normally won't work and either Damian notices/understands it because he is more removed from the situation emotionally than the others, or he just got used to think of this Jason as a wild animal that he forgets to change his approach

the-jason-todd-impreganator

"Batman birthed all his Robin's" but Dick gaslit himself (and othere) into believing it was true to some extent.

—

Dick, eight years old, staring a reporter in the eye: What?

Reporter: Rumor has it that Bruce Wayne and Batman have been seen together.

Dick: Well DUH!

Dick: Batman gave birth to me :)

Bruce, choking on his drink in the background:

—

#is this not canon???#lmfaooo

bluejayscrying

I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Just days since paying for the spell, and my creepy stalker hasn't come near me! It totally worked, someone told me he got hit by a truck in a drive-by last week! Will definitely use again if I need more magical help. GothamGirlyGuy / Purchased item: Bad Luck Spell for Exes, Stalkers, etc

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ This protection spell has been so affective. It's like I have a big, scary guardian angel looking after me. newtotown / Purchased item: Summoning Spell for Protective Spirits

⭐️☆☆☆☆ Would give 0 stars if I could. Not only did this spell not work, a bunch of other stuff has gone missing from my room since the payment went through. I swear, it almost feels like he cast a vanishing spell on my favorite hoodie, ALL of my left shoes, and my first edition copy of Hound of the Baskervilles. Alvin Draper / Purchased item: Finding Spell for Lost Items

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ So I was a little sceptical about stuff like healing crystals and warding spells and that, and I've seen a lot of obvious scams on here. But this witch took the time to explain to me that while the crystals and stones he uses for his work might seem a bit 'rough', they're really effective at warding off negative forces in my life because he picks the ones best suited for each job. I don't even mind that it basically looks like a chunk of brick he picked up in a construction site, ever since I bought it, the gross peeping tom hasn't been seen in our neighborhood. And the red details on the corner look really cool! Patty / Purchased item: Warding Stones Sent After Spell

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ One of my new friends told me about this witch and I finally broke down and bought a spell because I've been having so much trouble sleeping lately (wheee, trauma!) and my parents cut me off financially (yaaay conservative assholes!) and it just feels like I'm floundering. SO happy I did. The very. Next. Day. My bf told me his brother was taking over his shifts for a while so we could spend more time together, I got a scholarship for school I didn't even know I qualified for, the restaurant I've been interning at got bought and the new owner tripled everyone's salaries and included the interns on the pay sheet, AND someone broke my father's kneecap with a crowbar! This guy's the real deal. B Dowd / Purchased item: Stress Release Spell

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Not sure what I was expecting, but I've got to admit this spell has been effective. The guy that used to hit on me every night is convinced there's some kind of demon in the hospital parking garage and now he doesn't follow me to my car. Maybe that Draper person had some bad vibes, because I also found a really nice hoodie and a bunch of left shoes? No book, though. Caroline Hill / Purchased item: Guardian Spell

buggeryisthegenus

"On the one hand, you have an abundance of natural magical aptitude you're squandering. On the other are the broken fingers of the most deserving. Kudos, my boy." —Jason Blood, probably

julysalad

I don't understand people who think that Tom Riddle was born evil because he was conceived due to sexual abuse and back this opinion up with JKR's words. You know this is the same woman who said Lupin's lycanthropy was a metaphor for HIV, which implies that every person with HIV is dangerous, right? My point is, JKR herself may say whatever she wants, but the implication that a child born due to rape is broken and unnatural and can't love and doesn't have anything good in them is disgusting and horrifying.

papayafromtv

it’s so funny to me that in a lot of fics after Tim’s parents die and he’s adopted and moved into Wayne manor, he still just… owns the mansion next door. like Drake manor is just right there, fully furnished and empty, fully inherited by Tim. and he just kinda leaves it there. probably forgets he owns it. how much do you wanna bet the others absolutely do NOT forget that next door is also owned by the family?

how much do you wanna bet that at least twice a month Bruce freaks the fuck out because Damian’s been missing for two days and eventually they track him down to find that he’d just walked over to Drake manor to avoid being told to help Alfred dust and then… couldn’t be bothered to walk back. figured that technically Drake manor could also be ‘home’ and made himself comfortable. is napping in Tim’s childhood bedroom when they find him and is completely unapologetic about eating the food in his kitchen.

how much do you wanna bet that Tim gets a call from the weekly cleaner that he totally forgot was being paid from his bank account to maintain Drake manor, only to be told by a slightly terrified cleaner that she tried to go in to mop the kitchen and found a fucking crime lord in nothing but sweatpants and his helmet, ranting to an ‘oracle’ about some kind of ‘drug drop off’ that he ‘needed off Batman’s radar’, because Jason was too tired to motorcycle all the way back to Crime Alley after a debrief but didn’t want to have to be around Bruce so he just kinda broke into Tim’s old house and has been casually chilling there for the past week while he worked on a case.

how much do you wanna bet that one time Bruce grounded Tim for two weeks and Tim was so annoyed about it that to be petty he snuck out and went back to Drake manor. Bruce was so fucking mad because Tim directly ignored his orders and he couldn’t even do anything about it because every time he brought it up he got loud claims of ‘yOU TOLD ME TO GO TO MY ROOM SO I WENT TO MY FUCKING ROOM, B, I DON’T WANNA HEAR SHIT FROM YOU-!’

how much do you wanna bet when eventually Tim can’t be bothered to deal with the insurance forms and he sells Drake manor, he mentions having to hand over his keys and instantly every single batkid starts digging around in their pockets and producing two or three keys to Drake manor because over the years they’ve all just kinda. been using it. whenever. Tim had no fucking clue they’d made keys. he’s so confused. it gets so much funnier when the next day Tim shows up to the estate agents to drop off his plastic tub of keys for the new owner and he fucking finds Jason Todd there ready to receive them.

“I make a lot of money in my line of work,” he says. “figured it was time for a summer house.”

“you hate being close to Bruce.”

“not as much as Bruce hates shoddy neighbours. i’m going to make his life hell.”

“you made me carry this box of keys for nothing.”

“yeah you can hand those back out actually, i really don’t care who goes in there.”

“I hate you.”

“Don’t be rude to your new neighbour.”

#amazing

romionarry

This is where "Harry Potter" profits are going.

evil evil evil

polytriocanon

Yeah so if you guys are curious why I started talking again about not supporting HP merch and the show THIS is why. This fucking shit right here.

And I understand wanting to make jokes about not supporting for petty reasons but this isn’t a joke. This is real life. People will die when— not if— JKR funds anti trans orgs and the VERY least we can do is not contribute to this.

NEVER buy HP merch. DO NOT support the HBO show.

ask-romionarry

The Trevor Project is a non-profit suicide prevention organization that provides 24/7 crisis support services, research, and advocacy for LG

abcdfghjklmpqrobin

The way Damian would definitely talk about his pets as if they were humans and confuse the hell out of everybody.

Damian: Father, I won't attend dinner today. I promised Lucy I would make more time for her, so we'll be spending the evening together.

Bruce, confused: Lucy? I thought you were dating that Nika girl.

Damian, now confused as well: Flatline? I am dating her. Why?

Bruce, slowly going from confused to disapproving: Damian, I try not to meddle in your personal relationships, but you can't be asking other people out if you're already–

Tim: Oh my god, Bruce. He's means Lucy the monkey.

Bruce:

Tim:

Damian:

Damian: She's a macaque.

*After patrol*

Damian: I'll be leaving. I need to pick up the cake for Jerry's birthday party. Nightwing, you promised Jerry you'd come. I don't want you to hurt his feelings so you better–

Nightwing: Yeah, yeah. I know, I'll be there

Damian: *nods and leaves*

Red Hood:

Nightwing:

Red Hood: Is he talking about the–

Nightwing: The turkey. Yes. He's talking about the turkey.

fanficmemes

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

fanficmemes

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

fanficmemes

callmebliss

What’s the comic sans trick?

cargopantsman

chaifootsteps

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

buc-eebarnes

wingdings' true purpose as a font

naamahdarling

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

brawltogethernow

Exciting. When I don't want to see what I'm writing I just make the font color almost indistinguishable from the background color. (Do not do this.)

(I don't think the secret to the comic sans hack is comic sans itself; I think it's any deflation of being intimidated by your canvas.)

brawltogethernow

Hold on I need to go look something up immediately.

darker-than-darkstorm

... you can't say that and not give the link.

The Internet's best write-reward system! Write one hundred words, get an image of a kitten!

Looks like you can even make it something other than kittens, by appending ?search=dinosaur (that's the example the page gives) to the end of the URL.

nightingaletrash

@andauril

todaysbat

sharing this here because you can can do bats

very-gay-poet

the fact I wasnt tagged in this smh BUT OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

leighlew3

whumpshaped-deactivated20250109

delyth-thomas-art

such-justice-wow

papayafromtv

at every customer service job i’ve worked at, during the initial introduction and workplace tour there’s always that moment where it stops being a professional ‘this is our workplace and these are the rules’ intro and becomes the ‘this is hell and these are the corners we can get away with cutting’ tour, i.e ‘this is the cupboard we go to sit and cry in during bad days’ and ‘you aren’t supposed to steal but we get minimum wage so nobody gives a shit if you take a handful of biscuits’.

with that in mind. Tim showing Damian the ropes of being Robin.

Tim: so after patrol you’re supposed to do a nightly report of any incidents at the batcomputer, i’ll show you the login and how the system works…

Bruce: *nods in satisfaction and walks away*

Tim, the second they’re alone: ok so to be honest you’re supposed to do it at the batcomputer so it’s thorough but none of us can be fucked with that so what we usually do is just keep a note on our phones of any major incidents and then on the way back to the cave we send a screenshot of it to Oracle and she inputs it remotely, it saves you like half an hour every night.

Damian: i see.

-

Tim: this is the weapon storage centre; at the end of the night every bat tool has to be accounted for and scanned into the system.

Damian: everything is to be returned to here?

Tim: yeah, Bruce’s orders. but what we haven’t told B is that Dick broke the scanning system years ago so if you want to nick a cool knife or grapple gun for everyday use then you can literally scan, like, an apple or something, and input the code as the item you’re stealing and Bruce never notices.

Damian: *intrigued*

Tim: i scanned a sharpie instead of a flamethrower i was supposed to return one night. Bruce still doesn’t know it’s in my school backpack.

-

Tim: this is the usual patrol route; that’s where we usually get to rest for fifteen minutes, by that 7-11 down there, and over in that alley there’s a really secluded abandoned balcony that no civilians can see.

Tim: that’s where we go during rough nights when we want to cry or stare into space for a few minutes.

Damian: good to know.

-

Tim: if you hurt a rogue too badly you’re supposed to log the injuries inflicted on them to Bruce’s online files so he gets flagged by any major incidents, but Jason figured out that if you tag the injury as ‘light skin trauma’ it will register in the system as a scratch and automatically get put in the ‘unimportant’ file which Bruce isn’t notified by. So even if you stab Scarecrow in the neck, as long as you tag it as ‘light skin trauma with metal implement’ Bruce won’t see it.

Tim: the same applies to our own injury reports, so like, if you ever can’t be fucked with having to sit still and be examined in the medbay after a busy patrol, that’s how you get around him knowing you’re hurt.

-

Tim: there’s supposed to be a limit on the amount of training you can do per day to stop us from ‘over doing it’ but if you time your workout to the evenings where Bruce works on the batmobile, then he never remembers to keep an eye on the timer and we get like an extra hour.

-

Tim: this is the only chandelier in the manor that Alfred can’t get to to clean it, so he relies on us to swing up and polish it every now and then. So if you smoke, up there is where Jason hides his stash.

Damian: …i am eleven.

Tim: Jason started when he was ten, i dont know.

-

Tim: you’re supposed to take water with you on patrol so we all have our own bottles that attach to the belt. Bruce checks that we have it but not what’s inside it, so you can fill it up with whatever. i usually go for coffee. one time Jason and Dick split a pint of margaritas in theirs and tried to see who could drink and swing the best. Dick hit a lamppost.

Damian:

Damian: …well yes. the pit enhanced Todd’s metabolism, so alcohol rarely will effect him.

Tim:

Tim: that sneaky motherfucker

Tim, turning away: DICK GUESS WHAT-

deepwithintheabyss

I need more fics with Jason being incredibly in awe with how he managed to pull Tim Drake etc.

But like for the weirdest of reasons

deepwithintheabyss

Like idk, he's thinking about how Tim can bench press him

or how fixated and stalkery Tim gets swoon

Like it starts normal-ish (don't be fooled) and gets weirder

He saw Tim lick some strange fluid once and was in love-

deepwithintheabyss

Tim is a freak and Jason wants to study him (in a non scientific way ;)

deepwithintheabyss

#i need more jaytim freak fics#i want jason to beat up tim again so tim can somehow beat him and jason just proposes#i want jason finding tims hidden cameras and posing for them#i want jason to notice tim getting hard when jason pistolwhips a guy by @corvuscryptoleucus (hope this tagged tumblr is being weird)

You keep talking

Jason sleeping naked in Tim's bed because he knows Tim loves watching people sleep like the creepy voyeur he is

corvuscryptoleucus

jason mailing tim blackmail material to use against him (him being jason)

jason leaving his keys in tims house (tim did not know jason knew where he lived)

tims working in secret to revive jason, for the proposal obvious, and jason leaves the papers he needs on his own kitchen table for tim

jason orders blood vial couples necklaces from etsy and just, waits,

deepwithintheabyss

#i love jaytim when tims just a huge freak#my wishlist for a fic is jaytim where jason slowly corrupts tim into murder and crime and the two of them are a terrifying power couple

Hehehe

Gifting Tim a few knives for the sole purpose of Tin cutting him open with them because he saw how Tin reacted to him bleeding

redhoodinternaldialectical

*waves awkwardly before joining the post*

In canon Tim lasts longer and longer each time they fight and Tim also gets meaner, gets more willing to fight dirty and really go for the jugular, and I think Jason could feel so so proud about that. He never got to pass on the mantle but he can sure as hell pass down his grit and his ruthlessness and his fighting experience

Tim starts off hating him with a hate that is hot like the hate of a gun, because he already earned this shit Jason! He doesn't need to prove himself!! And yet Jason keeps handing him his ass with this smarmy patronizing attitude like "Aw, look at that Timmy, you almost actually got the blade into me that time!" as though he's his teacher or something and nothing on this earth has ever made Tim madder faster.

But he can't just ignore Jason (like he knows he should because he can tell he's getting too invested), not when their stomping grounds overlap so heavily, and sure as hell not when it becomes obvious that Jason's been leaving clues just for Tim, luring him out into chases and fights.

The obsession with each other grows increasingly mutual and Tim's hate transforms into a delighted, dark thrill as he realizes that Jason is sincere in his desire to be partners in crime and sincere is his praises and the part of him that soaks up attention like a sponge starts craving to win their fights for a whole new reason beyond spite. Now he's pushing himself to the limits to hit Jason just that extra bit harder because he wants to see that pride on Jason's face, wants to be able to push Jason to his limits right back, wants to make it good for him too

Meanwhile Jason is laying on his hideout bed, kicking his feet, planning out what super subtle digs and in jokes he can plant at the scene of his latest crime to get Tim's single minded, intense, dedicated attention focused on him again, because it turns out that Tim's obsessive work to track him down each time is intoxicating and matches his own obsessive streak

Then they both end up gunning for the same target, and collaborating to ruin this guy's life in between the fights as they compete to be the one to bring this fucker down. Fighting turns into making out and carving new wounds into each other and deliberately fucking with the wounds to make sure they actually permanently scar.

Through that they realize they actually do love working together just as much as they love ripping each other apart and Tim has his little flings with other heroes and civilians, but he can never find those sparks that fly whenever he and Jason clash in anyone else, and no one can or would fully embrace every aspect and flaw and dark impulse Tim has ever had like Jason does and...

...Okay I got a little carried away here but the point was supposed to be that when I go for dark jaytim I like imagining that the moment Jason truly fell in love was when Tim whacked him across the face with a crowbar in Battle for the Cowl and the batterang to the chest was smitten reciprocation and I think that could meld into a corruption power couple fic really well

#good food 🤤#im totally normal about this

sarahcmarie

I am taking this as a cannon conversation

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