Ask Amethyst Siphon

Sup. Names Amethyst Siphon and before you ask about the crystal in my head, I am a golem. Who created me? Who cares. I just live my life as it comes in Ponyville. Name: Amethyst Siphon Age: ??? Sex: Female Home: Ponyville Occupation: Royal Guard Likes: Cigarettes, bitter coffee and tea, electronic music, mares, magic, books. Dislikes: Traitors and criminals, liars and cheaters, sweets, dresses, formal events, polygamy. About the Blog: Ask Amethyst Siphon is a MLP:FiM based role play ask blog. Posts can range from being tame to being very NSFW on this page. Remember that Amethyst is just a fictional character and that all role play is just for fun.

[deeum]

Your Shaman is the most adorable Goblin I have ever seen! Your work is absolutely amazing :D Will you be doing any more artwork of her?

Thank you! 

I actually did throw a quick doodle of her on my twitter about a week ago. I’ve been wanting to draw her more and this ask was a nice encouragement to do so. ;u;

[askamethystsiphon]

Squeeee! *clasps hands together in delight* Thank you, she is awesome!

[askamethystsiphon]

Freaking tumblr

A place where you can vanish for a year and come back with a slew of new porn based followers

[st-pam]

[tangleduplnblue]

PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

[justanotherspringday]

Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like

[zairak]

Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point

[rrassoul]

i have an interview tomorrow! 

[rose-moth]

…just this once

[wascalywabbitfurry-deactivated2]

Come on publication…or at least a publisher reading my work

[superjoeydavisuniverse-deactiva]

Let’s see what happens.

[askamethystsiphon]

*shrug* Why not, I suppose there is no harm in chain letter-esk shit like this. Lets see what you got for me Corporate Jelly.

[since-the-900s-deactivated20190]

oh 

[askamethystsiphon]

This looks a lot like Ao Oni except with an Alien. What is this?

[tacorrasque]

[askamethystsiphon]

“Bring it on, sonny!”

[nerdyspeedstergirl-archive]

My character takes a fatal blow intended for your character. How does your character react?

[shapeofthesoul]

[askamethystsiphon]

“Oh shit! That could have killed me! I am out of here!”

[askamethystsiphon]

Its taaaaaax time~

[guapular]

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Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross?

[crowdkillforyeezus-deactivated2]

This is me when I paint.

[sunflic-deactivated20190421]

seeing someone kill and loot something but then not skin it

[drawthisshitt]

Feet + shoes reference by http://kitasite.net/

[stedilnik]

Military fashion show

[askamethystsiphon]

Freaking love this Demon Goat Lady <3

[freakxwannaxbe]

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

This is the greatest thing I have ever drawn I am so proud

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[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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[askamethystsiphon]

107!!!! ... OH GOD DAMNI IT! Come on man, you are fucking with the system >.< Not cool bro. ... *grumble* ... 108...

[catsbeaversandducks]

This Company Makes Exact Plush Toy Copies Of Your Pets

The Cuddle Clones toy company makes custom plush-toy replicas of pets from photos sent in by their clients. The company’s founder, Jennifer Graham, came up with the idea for custom plushies when hanging out with her Great Dane, Rufus. When he passed away in 2009, she finally created a stuffed-animal replica, and now other users have also started memorializing their pets with Cuddle Clones. Of course, two heads are better than one – you can get a plushie if your pet is perfectly healthy as well.

(via bored panda)

[simply-canine]

I’ve reblogged this once and I’ll do it again.

[askamethystsiphon]

That very top image, all I can think of is if Slade/Deathstroke had cats.

[makingabetterurllater-deactivat]

[askamethystsiphon]

hahahahaha

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[askamethystsiphon]

God damnit, Cody...

[askamethystsiphon]

Hi ^~^

Oh, Er, Hello there.