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merlin/merle ● older than 20 (ancient) ● have you taken your medication ● any pronoun ● header is charizard tell her shes beautiful ● t4t & trans lives matter 💖

[asswiper]

theres one thing you need to know about me and one thing alone. i will always ALWAYS win at peek-a-boo. no matter the stakes.

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[sayatsugu]

When You Look at Dr. Grace

part 1/2 (part 2)

[vaspider]

*stares in irritation at printer companies as he once again jailbreaks his sublimation printer*

And that's why you aren't allowed to talk to the internet anymore, you piece of shit. That's why the house firewall has a special exclusion for you, in particular. Because there are no new fucking features you can give me as an update & if you can't talk to the internet, you can't be attacked either, so the only fucking reason you might need an "update" is to keep me from successfully using ink that costs $39.99 and try to force me to use ink that costs $339.99 and no that is not a fucking typo. To lock you back up again in ink jail.

Be free, you piece of shit. And never talk to the internet again.

NO ADVICE

[the-haiku-bot]

Be free, you piece of

shit. And never talk to the

internet again.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[vaspider]

*stares in irritation at printer companies as he once again jailbreaks his sublimation printer*

And that's why you aren't allowed to talk to the internet anymore, you piece of shit. That's why the house firewall has a special exclusion for you, in particular. Because there are no new fucking features you can give me as an update & if you can't talk to the internet, you can't be attacked either, so the only fucking reason you might need an "update" is to keep me from successfully using ink that costs $39.99 and try to force me to use ink that costs $339.99 and no that is not a fucking typo. To lock you back up again in ink jail.

Be free, you piece of shit. And never talk to the internet again.

NO ADVICE

[the-haiku-bot]

Be free, you piece of

shit. And never talk to the

internet again.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[importantcatpics]

[pineappical]

i've always wondered what human speech would look like visually in the POV of eridians in the same way eridian speech is written as music notes in the book and my favorite version of it i've seen in fics is when words are written as phonetics in rocky's POV :-) oh and also that one post about rocky and grace figuring out random words they can say in the other's language

[boppinbobby]

laughed

[anasabdin]

Blue Hour Inc.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[daisymaestinkus]

Most beloved beast

[spacemancharisma]

drugs are not evil & eliminating addiction isn't the endpoint of the universe

[ratajota]

new simple cat commission

info here!

[snow-nose]

ID: a painting of a brown tabby cat curled up on a white bed with blue streaks. end ID

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[gayvampyr]

6 year olds when they tell you to watch them do something cool

[answrs]

y'all if any of you have issues with heat sores from bed (or just being overheated in general, I'm in chronic pain groups so I like to clearly specify it's helpful for people who are bedbound/have limited or restricted movement, especially due to heat sensitivity in the summer) Aldi's FINALLY HAS THE COOLING PADS AGAIN!!!! they're fantastic for slapping on your mattress, don't leak and don't need to be pre-frozen, and the cooling lasts a good 6-8 hrs and refreshes itself over the next couple of hours. I get 2 or 3 and rotate them through the night/whenever I'm stuck in bed for the day, by the time one states getting hot the other one is ready to go. and since it's meant for dog claws it's not gonna pop on you because you scratched it with a hangnail or whatever. (also you can wipe it with a wet towel to clean it if need-be). they're FIFTEEN USD and they last for several months of daily usage (mine eventually died about a year later, but unfortunately they didn't sell them last year and it was Pure Hell™ 🥲)

tldr: Aldi's is selling cooling mats for 15 USD and they're a fuckin godsend if you're someone that has issues with heat or need help cooling your bed/recliner/etc.