This isn't even my final form

He/Him | Ace | Artist-ish | ADHD so expect random bursts of reblogs - I mostly reblog whatever I like and/or find interesting, though I do post stuff sometimes

[kenshitty]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[allsloppy-nojoe]

[ikwit]

[melnkoly]

Why is this gif so perfect??? Because Hotsuff Jared Ackles is in it!

[allsloppy-nojoe]

[galangrants-deactivated20210301]

Jared Ackles

[becac-blog]

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

that picture is making me very uncomfortable

[ruerock]

i always fall for opening the comments section and then go ahhh right i forgot. the concept of nuance and non-universal experiences just doesn't exist to some people

[biglawbear]

Happy pride month, I'm gonna be spending the whole month avoiding everything pride related because queer spaces are now unsafe for Jews

[ace-pervert]

Damn... Wait youre a bear!

so..... WE MUST EAT THE ANTISEMITES!

[notaplaceofhonour]

Elisha set bears on people for less!

[antongarou]

also, don't eat antisemites. You will get food poisoning.

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[animentality]

[mixmangosmangoverse]

Starting a fun new challenge called:

How long until this cool new artist I found does something antisemitic

Try it today!

[c3rvida3]

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

[saltykingsalty]

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

[c3rvida3]

Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.

Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.

[spontaneous-avocado]

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

[c3rvida3]

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

[strawberryblondebutch]

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

[strawberryblondebutch]

[unsuspectingfish]

Every time I see someone say something like “this person wants Palestinians dead” anymore, they’re talking about A) someone who expressed support for Jewish people and/or spoke out against blatant anti-semitism amongst pro-Palestine groups, or B) a Jewish person.

[theres-a-hole-in-my-wall]

funnily enough they never hate on the people that actually want Palestinians dead (neo nazis) like genuinely when's the last time you saw a pro pali talk about Neo nazis (without shoe horning in Jews)

[jewishgay4il]

or the tens of terrorist groups who don't care - and are happy to have - more dead palestinians

[theres-a-hole-in-my-wall]

!!!

A palestinian man just filled an international claim against hamas and its radio silence from them

[bebsi-cola]

the countermeasure to dehumanisation is not sexualisation. the countermeasure is to treat the other person with respect and dignity actually.

[bebsi-cola]

i don't care if you wanna fuck fat people or hairy people or trans people or the elderly or disabled people or whatever. can you treat them like human beings

[moran-with-a-g]

Sighhhhhh

[iswearbyalltheflowers]

[great-and-small]

I am constantly thinking about this

[great-and-small]

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are fully carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

[saprosappho]

always funny that my mom thought my best friend was a bad influence on me growing up as though i wasn’t in my best friend’s ear during sleepovers at hers like an evil royal vizier. “sire now is the time. while your lady mother sleeps. eight more popsicles could be ours if you strike now”

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[myriad-rainbows]

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes