oh fuck yum
Every post in 2014 was like this
almost home
Misplaced Lens Cap
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trying on a metaphor

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JBB: An Artblog!
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@astrophia
oh fuck yum
Every post in 2014 was like this
vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch
This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.
Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
problematic sudoku solving skills gap
I love environmental storytelling
Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people
My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying
Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"
4 year old me: why must we do this
Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"
4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect
hi. if this post reaches 2k notes i will be posting a picture of my cat.
i have decided it's only fair to tag my moots so @wallyblack1925-offical @coneheadobviously @harrrrrittebighare @wesperssecretchild @chasetheinsomniac @namehoardingcreature @lightsabersandbluecookies @krow-offical @cool-comics-offical @frankierosfoottattoos @golden-corral-offical @hamilltonaddict @poseyismycat @hunger-offical @the-aricher @printer-reads-505 @justt-gia @moonlight-lunna
i wanna see the kitty :(
@howardisawkwardlyexisting @urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman @ilikegarlicbread1673 @robination @theindescribable1 @akirazb @ramblethequeerious
My interest has peaked.
I would really love to see the kitty
ALL MOOTS COME HITHER. THE KITTY MUST BE SEEEEEEEENN
@queerbookbitch @wormpretzal @witless-winion1 @whatthekoi-deactivated20260510 @wizardlybones @evilwizard @rosedragon28 @randomravager @two-bit-socrates @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @theyeasticoulddo @ultraviolett-haj @unorigional-person @unlabeledholly @unlabeledholly @its-oliver-bitches @iamheretoservenuggets @i-only-have-two-problems @ihavenoconsistentinterests @oopsimprocrastinating @purple-people-eater-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @and-so-the-feels-begin @aliencatoffical @should-be-sleeping @days-without-ai-ads-offical @dont-you-dare-forget-the-sun @demogorgon-offical @dallasurr @frog-memes @homeschooler-offical @his-highness-goobner @justadeadfishboy @just-a-silly-jellyfish @purple-dinosaur27 @zeenahasarrived @pixelated-pyjamas @stxrrstruckk @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @catboymoments @testoster-bones @sharxxybaitxdd @moonkidxd @bloodmoon24 @actuallyathena05 @ravensdescent36 @sillyalienfromspace @silly-camera-official @burntmarshmallowqueen and all my other wonderful moots
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You mention a kitty kitty cat? Yeah, I will crowdsource that.
Story Time:
Working in retail is really fun, and the times when major fuck-ups happen, they can be either anxiety-attack inducing, or make it possible to get through the rest of your god-awful shift with a smile depending on the customer. My all-time favorite absolute fuck-up is as follows:
This kind woman is just doing her thing. She scans her membership card from her keychain. The register beeps to acknowledge the scan. We continue as usual. Neither of us notice right away, but after I’ve scanned a few more items, I hear a very quiet, “Um,” from the lady, very polite. I look at her. She is looking at the screen of my register, blinking. I, too, look.
And lo and behold. There is a charge of over four-thousand dollars ($4,000) worth of garlic bread staring us in the face. There are no words for a minute. We’re just… in awe. How did this happen? How the hell did this happen?
She didn’t even have garlic bread in her cart.
I sputter a partial apology - I was incapable of forming actual sentences in the moment - and try to void the garlic bread. Since there was no garlic bread to scan, I try to manually remove $4,000-some from this transaction.
Well, the registers don’t like it when you try to void off more than five dollars ($5) from a transaction, so naturally it pings my manager for confirmation, but she’s not by her pager.
At this point, both myself and the lady are just… dumbfounded. She’s not even mad. I’m not even all that embarrassed. Both of us are just looking at the screen. There’s a bit of laughter, but it’s mostly just… confusion.
I have to call through the whole store for my manager on the intercom because she’s not answering. She shows up, ready to override and void it, when she too, sees what exactly is being voided.
“What… did you do?”
“I genuinely. Have literally. No. Idea.”
She voids it, and I go to finish the transaction and tell the woman her total (minus the garlic bread). My register pings. It tells me that she hasn’t scanned her membership card. Odd. I distinctly remember her doing that. The woman goes to scan her card again, and I notice that her library card is stuck to her membership card. I tell her gently, and she separates the two and scans her card.
My manager, hovering nearby still, sees this and says, “I think it mistook the barcode of her other card for garlic bread, and the remaining digits were read as the price.”
And that’s when the laughter really came over us. There were no hard feelings at all. In fact, the woman was incredibly glad that the receipt still showed the garlic bread and the voiding of. I will remember it until the end of time, my only regret in the entire situation being that I didn’t take a damn picture, because she has proof and I don’t. But I swear to God it happened.
TDLR; Library Card Charged $4,000 of Garlic Bread.
that’s just how valuable library cards are. each one is worth at least $4000 of garlic bread
A picture is worth a thousand words, a library card is worth $4000 worth of garlic bread, if we can figure out how many words the average library card can check out at once, we can probably work out a picture-to-garlic bread conversion here, too.
Hey I have a question for y'all.
From where you are right now, could you reach the nearest sea or ocean by foot in less than a day?
Yes
No
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As a general rule of fantasy and sci-fi naming, the closer to the back half of the alphabet the average letter in their name is, the eviller they are. A name that doesn't contain any consonants north of R is poison frog colouration. If it uses Y as a vowel in a non-terminal position you're basically fucked.
That single "e" is doing a lot for you, Mr. Prokopetz.
Well, yes; a lot of Western fantasy and sci-fi media's propensity to villain-code the back half of the alphabet boils down to Western authors being Weird™ about Slavic cultures, and I'll give you three guesses where my surname comes from.
One of your parents
*points a giant laser at your house*
trying to explain to a 50 something criminal profiler that suicidal teenagers are people responding to internal logic with root causes rather than mindless droids who catch social contagions via rock music and tiktok
“but they seemed so happy!” yeah that’s the oldest suicide cliche in the book. it’s called hiding things and the more you act like suicidality is some irrational external contagion that can be prevented by taking away freedoms the more you train your kid to hide things.
The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.
does anyone have more examples of posts like this where theyre suggesting new features that would make this site more like a funhouse/mirror maze
I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you
i am so in love with this little animal that i had to draw him…
The urge to lie down. The urge to just lie the fuck down and do nothing.