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[theconcealedweapon]

[hollywoodlights]

[thatdisasterauthor]

KallMeKris has a whole series with these and other characters and it is GREAT.

[skiplo-wave]

“ There are no managers here”

GOT HER ASS

[brucebocchi]

they should invent water for men

[doubleca5t]

Good news OP

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

While this is a funny joke, as far as I'm aware this company is actually pretty cool, and the purpose behind the Liquid Death (sparkling or still) water is quite wholesome.

Part of the reason for it being a tallboy is that aluminum cans are more recyclable than water bottles, potentially infinitely so, while water bottles either have a limited amount of recyclability potential or aren't actually recyclable at all.

The other reason is to literally make it more fun and appealing to drink something other than alcohol at concert venues. Part of getting over addiction or even getting away from a culture that is doing you harm is, in the US at least, heavily associated with becoming "no fun". The idea here is to make water as fun in terms of packaging as alcohol, so people who are going sober, who can't drink, or who are the Designated Driver don't have to feel like they're relegated to the "no fun zone" forever and still get to order something with a silly name. We had these at my brother's wedding as an alcohol alternative and tbh it was really neat.

From the Liquid Death website:

"Most products in the health and wellness space are all marketed with “aspirational” fitness models and airbrushed celebrities. And many of us are tired of it. Why should unhealthy products be the only brands with “permission” to be loud, fun, and weird? And let's be honest, almost all marketing and branding is just theater. So we’re going to treat our theater like a movie theater and have more fun with it."

So yeah! If you want a neat alternative to buying bottled water, this isn't a bad alternative. Also, if you feel like you miss the feeling of opening a can of beer and drinking one, especially with carbonation, this could help curb the urge without having to substitute soda.

[krakenartificer]

Oh. So it was a stand against single use plastic, alcoholism culture, and eating disorders disguised as fitness.

saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock

[pissvortex]

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

[cerebromadre]

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

[pissvortex]

[pdlcomics]

The Children

[vote-for-eggman]

NYC mayoral candidates asked what "should be banned" in the city and bench appearo came in this with BOILING take

[vote-for-eggman]

Twitter did not leave him unchecked

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anexperimentallife]

[catgirlcaliphate]

Congratulations to Definitely Craig on being the funniest person alive.

[soulaans]

happy juneteenth🤍!!! here's a list of black gfms that have yet to meet their goals! (black ppl feel free to link your or others donation posts in a reblog! reblogs from nonblack ppl appreciated!)

help teej's sister get a breast reduction.

help audi, a closeted black lesbian, move out of a toxic household.

help shay, a black nonbinary, with their moving expenses.

help gaia afford a house for her father suffering with homelessness and stage 3 colon cancer.

help a autistic transmasc lesbian move out of an ableist and abusive household.

help sapphire, a black transwoman, get out of an abusive household.

help sol, a black transwoman, with her transition and other necessities.

help melanie with her gender affirming surgery.

help a disabled incoming freshman pay for college.

help micah, a black queer transmasc person move.

help silver, a gnc black lesbian get a new camera and laptop.

help zora, a nonbinary transfem, move and transition.

help noelle, a black transwoman afford surgery and other basic necessities.

[soulaans]

also, here are a few organizations led by trans black people that help with crowdfunding and give support to other black trans people in need!

black trans connection.

for the GWORLS.

black trans travel fund.

black trans defense fund LA.

and here's another batch of black gfms that haven't met their goals.

help tiana start her transition.

help a black nonbinary teen leave an abusive household.

help river leave a toxic environment and provide for themself and their cats.

help a black, disabled, queer couple move.

help a black trans activist afford top surgery.

help rashida transition.

help a black nonbinary trans male save for transitioning and help their mental health.

survival funds for a black trans femme.

help a trans nonbinary femme survive.

help a black enby secure funds to furnish their home.

elena's transition fund.

a south africa woman's transition fund.

housing and mental health aid for james.

help cathy defeat cancer.

[deadbeatmaker]

people are literally like “yeah he’s racist/sexist/etc but I can separate the art from the artist.” and then the art in question is sexist and racist

[writing-prompt-s]

Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

[jumpingjacktrash]

first alien scientist in hover car: i don’t understand, all these creatures thrived together in the original environment, why is it eating them to extinction here?

second alien scientist: maybe we should add more crayfish? it ate the whole population in one sitting, that was kind of a surprise.

me, without looking up from scraping a caribou hide: i can hear you, assholes.

alien scientists: (staring)

me: yeah, i learned your language. you keep sitting there talking about me like i can’t hear you, that’s gonna happen.

first scientist: fascinating. we knew you were arguably sentient, but… (making notes)

second scientist: why are you eating everything? your food requirement in your home environment was less than half this.

me: i didn’t have to catch it myself, you idiots! you yoinked me out of the middle of a camping trip! i bought all that food at a store! i bought my CLOTHES at a store. i bought my BEDDING at a store. I DID NOT HAVE TO KILL MY OWN TENT.

me, finally looking up, shaking a flint knife at them: what the hell kind of scientists could go to earth and not notice the dominant species lives in cities? did you just swoop by in a hurry and grab everything out of the park without looking?

scientists: (silence)

me: … oh my god.

scientists: we’re grad students.

[quovadis-jasen]

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

Defend them from what?

[ashlynnbun]

Presumably, from the consequences of their own actions.

[mctreeleth]

This image is a photoshop by a digital artist on Instagram, who does a lot of faked billboard type-images, and can be found here.

The artist’s work is usually more obvious in its anti-capitalist/progressive messaging, so I am assuming that this is a case of their art tipping too far into Poe’s Law given how egregiously villainous Elon Musk is (the artist also did up one with Bezos, which feels slightly less believable).

That said, there are of course people agreeing with it on twitter, so maybe, once again:

[toadcroaky]

[seravph]

this was that tiktok i saw btw lol

[penrose78]

I get the impression this is meant mainly for girls but this is a gift to gnc trans mascs

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[starviki]

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

55 days remain

[hersheychocolateworld]

But how many days do YOU have remaining, hersheycountdown?

[shitty-check-please-aus]

it’s kind of weird how we’re culturally not supposed to admit that we do things for money and/or attention. Like I’m not going to work because i’m a team player or because I care about the company mission, I’m going so I can pay rent and buy food. I’m not publishing my fanfic because I’m passionate about writing or because I only care about art in its purest form, I’m publishing it because I want attention. If I didn’t want attention, I’d leave it on my hard drive. Really, why are we supposed to pretend to have “better” motivations?

[shitty-check-please-aus]

like to be clear I am passionate about writing and I want to be a good writer, but when I truly just want to “write for myself” I leave it on my computer and never share it. I have plenty of things that fall into that category on my hard drive, that nobody else will ever read, but if I go through the effort to upload it somewhere? I am seeking attention and I would like it in the form of kudos, comments, and reblogs thank you

[ravenkinnie]

besties I have a plan for how to get rid off joker but y'all won't like it. we have to convince men he's a favorite amongst female fans

[flashflashhundredyarddash]

[official-scumbag-deactivated202]

[r4cs0]

No seriously. What in the fuck does this even say

[mr-legoman]

My best guess is: female incels (asukacore femcels) are not as oppressed as male incels (shinjipilled) and its a double standard in society.

Or something like that. My brain is frying just looking at this though.

[r4cs0]

[tricornking]

No, no we can't, @goopy-amethyst, please, please, why don't you come up to the front of the classroom, explain to the whole class what this bastard conglomeration of words from the deepest pits of reddit, 4chan and 8chan is supposed to mean!? Since you seem to understand it fluently?!?!

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

According to OP:

Asukacores (fans of Asuka who actively enjoy her aesthetic or link an aesthetic directly to her based on personality and taste) are usually femcels (woman incels) and it shouldn't be normal because Shinjipilled (Shinji fans) incels are "oppressed", which means there's a double standard in fandom that explicitly depends on the stereotype you fit in within your anime spaces and not your attitude itself, being an "incel" isn't okay when you're a guy and a Shinji fan, but it's "suddenly fine" when you're an Asuka fan and a woman.

To this is added Lainpilled Doomer Femcels who are fans of the Anime Serial Experiments Lain and are "depressed life sucks nihilist" femcels, and Mitski fans, who I genuinely don't know which anime they're talking about, but keeping in mind the train of thought it's probably from an In2Deep anime.

This is literally not that hard to read, I am impressed people are struggling to understand this.

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

[jaymz-slutfield]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tell me something nice

[kyraneko]

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

[kyraneko]

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

[mirage358]

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[bean-of-cheese]

“you cannot kill me in a way that matters”

[seams-unusualbc]

MWA HA HA HA hey @msvorderofoperations 🍄