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[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[moniquill]

the father who stepped up.

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[weaponizedvirtue]

HE'S HELPING HER MAKE A NEST 😭😭😭

Poor, precious idiot.

[grumfy]

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

[cutemothman]

i loveeeeeee nonlinear storytelling. show me where we are. now show me how we got here. the end before the beginning. show me how it was inevitable or how many chances we had to change things(nothing was ever going to change). let's meet in the middle as all the puzzle pieces slide into place hell yeah that's the good shit.

[salvatorelizzie]

no i’ve never seen the original ocean’s movies. did watch the lesbian milf version though. great film.

[bloggerinne-deactivated20250930]

i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[virtualtoybox]

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

[may6th2030]

feeling so many feelings about all of this

[kymethra]

brennan just going right ahead and saying the quiet bit out loud here

[shinraalpha]

[enriquemzn262]

[transgenderer]

what the fuck

[argumate]

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

[theaudientvoid]

[argumate]

might just fuck around and find out

[andmaybegayer]

Diversity win! This river has ADHD

[crazy-pages]

Nile: You would not believe how long term you have to mismanage agriculture on my banks to start experiencing soil depletion. I will always be here for you Egypt.

Huang He: *kicks in the door* FUCK YOUR DYNASTY IT'S FAMINE TIME!!!

[theprofessional-amateur]

I took two semesters of Chinese history in college. The first thing the professor started with was “getting to know the rivers, Yangtze and the Yellow Rivers. You need to know them because they will play very important roles in the history of China. The Yangtze has been crucial to trade, movement, culture and more. The Yellow river, the Yellow River can’t be trusted as you will repeatedly see.”

[theprofessional-amateur]

If you got stuck on a question during a test or whatever you could start with “the Yellow river jumped the banks causing instability and chaos that quickly spread” and would be correct more times than you would be incorrect.

[im-adrienne-deactivated20260216]

I love geographical chats when it completely devolves into dragging a landform.

[kittiesarecuter]

[armengoldira]

Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

[beaniebaneenie]

Scroll back up, that is PAINT

[hearthawk]

PAINT??

[ruffboi-mags]

SCROLL BACK UP THAT IS A PAINTING

[fishfortress]

whatever MY special interest is my wife #mywife

[dumbpuppyfag]

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Over the past few weeks I've had multiple dreams about being immobolised, weighed down, or carrying something heavy (unusual for me) and I keep waking up from them to find that this fucking cat has climbed on top of me in the middle of the night and gone to sleep

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

are you free tonight

i woul do anything to be free

[thetursithan]

It also takes art to restore old paintings that look like scabs...

[barillapasta]

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

#Repost @mattxiv

may the universe reward their bravery

first image by @soulwork6

[velartis]

Franz Kafka, 1912