Less Breeze, More Berry

living enigma, 90’s kid, she/her

[ydotome]

Grookey (Sarunori) - Pokemon 2019 - Episode 59

[segamascott]

[hbmmaster]

AITA for asking my husband to stop posting our interpersonal conflicts on Reddit?

My (29F) husband (36M) and I have been together for almost ten years now and like any couple we occasionally get into arguments. Over the years I've noticed a pattern where the day after an argument he'd either give me an eloquently-phrased apology or, more often, a perfectly logically sound counterargument that completely proves that I was in the wrong. My hubby is an intellectual hunk so I've never thought this was suspicious, but the other day he brought up a counterargument that was so logically airtight that my only response was to laugh and say "Did you get that from Reddit or something?", because even though I don't use Reddit I know the reputation it has for being a center for wit and intellectual debate.

Well, turns out I was right. Every time we've ever gotten into a fight, he's always posted about what happened on r/AmItheAsshole and used the comments he gets to decide what to say the following day. When he told me this, I demanded to see some of these posts and he obliged.

To my surprise, not only has he been posting our arguments on this subreddit, he's been posting them from my perspective, writing them as though I'm the one posting these stories on Reddit from over a hundred different throwaway accounts. He'd always "anonymize" the posts too, apparently changing our relationship, genders, and ages with a random number generator, which is honestly really clever because it preserves our privacy without changing any important details for the purpose of deciding who was right in the argument.

Anyway, I really didn't like that he was basically impersonating me on the internet, but of course I didn't want to admit this to him so I made something up about him "misrepresenting" my side of the argument, even though I know he's a perfectly rational man and that it's impossible for him to be biased when describing things from my perspective. So I told him that he needs to stop putting our interpersonal conflicts on Reddit and "think for himself" (and of course I know that he really is thinking for himself but sometimes my womanly emotions cause me to say things I don't really mean. Fortunately he's always able to see through that and understand exactly what I meant to say every time.) but he refused, saying he doesn't think he did anything wrong. And then like always he got really quiet for the rest of the night and we haven't really talked since.

So, Reddit, am I the asshole?

[beedreamscape]

Inquisition's open world is exhausting to you. I play it like it's stardew valley gathering herbs, mining rocks, killing monsters in dungeons, fulfilling requests and frolicking in the woods then going back to Skyhold to kiss my spouse, greet the neighbors, bother my mysterious mage of unknown origin and get my gear upgraded by the blacksmith. And at the end of the day, we all gather in the saloon for drinks, music and banter.

Farming simulator but medieval.

[beedreamscape]

Bioware wasted a million gazillion dollars on Veilguard, when we would've loved a Dragon Age Farming Sim with lore and plot included as note count demonstrate

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[socialistexan]

[happydayhappytime]

gorgeous details on a car i saw today

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[parkayquarts]

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Ross had changed its slogan from "Ross, dress for less" to "Ross, die for nothing".

[doomdoomofdoom]

the guy from friends?

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[glacecakes]

I accidentally came out to my parents after my surgery

[glacecakes]

Basically the nurse has to ask you who you are, standard procedure yeah? Except I answered “I’m lesbian”

[rattanwhip]

Beach day

[scorebug]

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

[scorebug]

this is making me cry

[epicsause-official]

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW