Oh, pardon me, just posting here.

Sup, 26 year old nerd here. It's a mess but, so is my brain.

[charlottevstapleton]

[izzetheking]

I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .

[thefeelingiswat-deactivated2013]

[rlmjob]

wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image

[cronope-blog]

holy shit

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

[stingdragon]

Your death will be quick and pineless

[mathematicianalias]

My life is now better with this pun in it.

[geisterwand-remade-deactivated2]

[circuusfreak]

anyone else start getting shaky when someone gets into an interest of yours or is that just me

[circuusfreak]

i dont know how to describe it

[velinxi]

The dark urge and young lady Orin

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

[sigynpenniman]

WOW

[lesbianspaceprincess]

My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like “ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all” and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons

[andisupreme]

It’s perfect actually because taking a shower is like a 2nd level task, whereas making an important phone call is a 5th. If you’re out of 5th level task slots, you can’t do that phone call. However you can expend higher level slots to take that shower if you’ve spent your lower task slots on dishes, eating, and getting dressed.

[digidiskette]

Browsing social media is a cantrip

[dnd-apothecary]

I actually say this all the time!

Also if you don’t finish a long rest (ie sleep well, taking your meds as directed etc) you do not regain spell slots and the next day you’re working with what you had left over from yesterday

[bardicbird]

there are also ritual spells ! where if you’re allowed enough time and a comfortable, quiet environment you might be able to accomplish something without loosing a spell slot ! 😌

[tumakhunter]

I love the additions here

[ollieofthebeholder]

And there are some spells you’re never going to be able to cast, because your class doesn’t allow for it. Sure, you can maybe level up to the point where you can take a feat and learn one or two of spells - if you’re in a campaign that allows feats - but for the most part, if it’s not on your list, it’s not on your list, and that’s all there is to it. No matter how simple it seems to someone else, or how useful it would be to you.

[fangswbenefits]

Neil's acceptance speech at The Game Awards for Best Performance as Astarion 🩷

"You're not alone in this. None of us are."

[fangswbenefits]

If you know Spanish you know just how perfect he sounds here 😭🙏

[thememedaddy]

[secondlina]

Let's get cozy, friend.

[crow-time.com]

[qsycomplainsalot]

[tom-nippleston]

[ampervadasz]

[stumblngrumbl]

[catmask]

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

[catmask]

BRO?

[themysteriousinternetentity]

anon is a puritan who time traveled to remind us all that novels lead to sinful flights of fancy and we must read naught but the scriptures

[themysteriousinternetentity]

the problem with ice cream is that it is inherently degrading to the original milk, and the act of creating it is inherently self-indulgent and perverted. even when it isn’t filled with pieces of candy/baked goods (though that is the most blatant example), the person creating it is doing so just because it makes them feel good or they enjoy fantasizing about certain flavor profiles and combinations. it’s gross and masturbatory. not to mention that many ice cream makers use freezers, an appliance riddled with many problems.

[tikkety-tok]

[famosoentrescalles]

[multishipperpirateking]

Love how they're absolutely mugging to the camera but it's shot in a way that says this is a nature documentary and we are observing these men in thier natural habitat. Anyway I stole their gender

[feminempreg]

This one I found on r/funny

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[cryptotheism]

[crazy-brazilian]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

The grip he had on that leaf... he wanted to go up

[moodycow210]

This video reads like a Calvin and Hobbs comic