yer babey

eyelid, 24, she/ her

[yourfavchubby-deactivated202409]

Just found out that my kink is being adored

[sternfleck]

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

[crispy-ghee]

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

[thundersnapp]

like this?

[fnordseer5]

ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially

[stricatul]

My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[xlivingproofx-deactivated202404]

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

[lifegraduate]

[bogleech]

All the people in the notes saying they would deliberately fuck there as if they somehow don’t recognize exactly the kind of habitat where 1000 ticks will find their way into every crevice of your human flesh

[poetrylesbian]

[carouselcometh]

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

[greelin]

in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

[jakemorph]

there used to be a time where if you asked an american for "a blowie" they wouldn't give a fuck because they found your australian accent so irresistable. but now they have to question fucking everything. "why is a blowjob called a blowie". "why is a picture of yourself called a selfie". "why is a barbecue called a barbie" like these arent the most dumb fucking questions imaginable. VAMOOSE

[spacebeige]

White Feminism

[academiabutmakeitdiverse]

I wish more white people - and white women especially - would get over their white fragility and truly understand how words and actions like these do more harm than good to women of color. They need to stop making everything about themselves and catering to other whites women like women of color don’t exist.

[afloweroutofstone]

[arandomthot]

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

[smallpox-juicebox]

[fawndues]

there are no battles where he needs to be posing like this

[ot3]

there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too

[moldavite-moved]

why is this about to make me sob

[sorryhahaifellasleep]

a poem i am sure everyone has seen but i'm still going to share anyway

as well as this other poem inspired by giovanni's

and this beautiful tweet