don't look at me don't talk to me

I don't even do anything man I just reblog posts I'm just reblogging posts I just lay in bed reblogging posts all day. I haven't changed my icon since 2019. 22 years old for what purpose.

[casgirl]

This disclaimer pops up whenever I start talking

[rexuality]

i have a story for you, tumblr. last year my coworkers and I were riding in a golf cart at a music festival passing out drinks to people, because the festival had been cancelled that day and everyone was trying to make the best of a bad situation. after some time we spot a guy on the other side of the road dressed as lord farquaad, walking alone. we yell, “LORD FARQUAAD! DO YOU WANT A DRINK??” dude yells an affirmative, walks into the road without looking, gets hit by a fucking car, and goes flying.

I really need you to picture a lord farquaad being dummy yeeted into the air by an incoming vehicle while a golf cart of inebriated, glitter and mud plastered coworkers are full-on horror movie screaming together. before we can even process this, lord farquaad gets up like 🤪 how bout that drink?? completely okay, utterly unphased, red hat and bob wig still locked the fuck in. we check on him several times, all talking over each other, and while he’s calmly and pleasantly assuring us he’s fine, he passes each one of us a tiny jesus figurine. he bestows a “god bless you all” and then resumes his jaunt, drink in hand.

after that we drove in total relieved hysterics, the kinda laughter that only happens when you narrowly avoided catastrophe. and i have NO idea if the driver that hit him even said a word because my entire consciousness in that moment was farquaad, there was only farquaad. I hope that he reads this one day and knows that he is STILL talked about and regarded as some sort of festival cryptid. we are blessed indeed

[rexuality]

I def think everyone should carry a healthy amount of skepticism in an age where virality is often more prioritized than the truth but!! behold, a piece of my workplace’s holiday mailer. my coworker is the designer of this mailer and she included all sorts of references to our experiences in 2025. she was one of my coworkers on the golf cart with me and of course, included an ode to farquaad

sometimes magical and weird things do really happen

[pineappical]

rocky smoke that shit statement

[balljointed-doll-meat]

Me and the other echolalia girlies hopping into voice chat

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[grendel-menz]

kind of a vent

[disabled-is-not-a-dirty-word]

[ID: An illustration of a person with scars on their arms and legs. There is handwritten text in all caps that reads “sometimes I forget I have scars, but helpfully people always trigger tag my photos and self portraits to warn others of the way my body permanently exists. I think it should go even farther actually. If you see someone with scars in real life, push them into a river or manhole to protect the public from the way their bodies survived”./ End ID]

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

did anyone hear that

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i think there's something out here

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i'm scared. is anyone there?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

help

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[ps1]

[orcboxer]

and a foul memory springs forth unbidden

[saccharinescorpion]

gotta keep reminding myself

[pjharvey]

did anyone else read the olivia books as little kids? i still think about her sometimes she was such a diva.

[roaldamundsen]

I hate autoplay what do you mean I've been listening to god in my sleep

[wintercorrybriea2]

wani souma

[eyedozr]

[ranfordgallus]

The pug-ification of toothless' face is actually unreal dude what the fuck did they do to my aerodynamic dragon

[00000066]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]