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tomhardysurinal

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

apisashla

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

anarchopuppy

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

a-tam

Avatar the last airbender.

bobbole

Palestinian children were prevented from going to school by razor wire and israeli soldiers — so they sat down and studied right in front of them (via AndreyX)

dragongirlsweetie

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

foxes-in-love

azatas

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

azatas

ok permission granted everyone look at this fat sandpiper

bonyassfish

an-ruraiocht

also i was trying to work out if my wet beast was a cormorant or a shag so i tried googling "shag uk" and. well. that didn't go well

so then i tried "shag birds uk"

this was not an improvement

an-ruraiocht

#this post is one hr old and has been on my dash #FIVE TIMES #from completely separate people #not mutuals reblogging each other #people I follow who all reblogged it from someone different#I’m fascinated

everyone wants to mock my suggestive birdwatching mishaps

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

My first job after graduation was in land management, and part of it was to monitor the nest boxes for occupancy. During breeding season, I'd go and check them every two weeks ish, take photos, and record species and numbers of chicks. Mostly, this meant blue tits.

Anyway, early on, I do my rounds one day and get back to my office to record the findings. As I'm looking at one of the photos, I think to myself "Hang on. These look different from the others. They have black heads, not blue, and I think maybe they are bigger. Perhaps these are great tits?"

But of course! As they were still moulting, I wasn't sure; and so, with the wisdom of the terminally stupid, I confidently opened up Google, went to an image search, and there on my work computer in my office in my brand new job, I typed in "great tit chicks."

The results I got were not what I expected. But. Should have been.

I had to IMMEDIATELY go and fess up to my new boss and be like HEY I don't know if you monitor our internet use at all but uuuhhhhhh I can explain. Fortunately she just about pissed a kidney laughing, so it was okay.

(They were indeed great tits)

threequartersalive

I wrote my bachelors thesis on great tits and i am still somewhat astonished that i got through the entire research process without accidentally looking up boobs at the library. It does however mean that my browser history now has a lot of searching like "great tit BIRD" in it, to make doubly sure google knows what i mean.

This doesn't work with people though, pretty much every time i told someone my topic i got to hear a stupid joke 😔

The Grad Student Shuffle- Christ Fleming

throesofincreasingwonder

catherinebunnington

when you see something that needs to be done and you think “someone should take care of that” just remember that you’re someone

calamitys-child

If we can’t live without dishwashers

how would we live without cops?

catasters

panpteryx

[video ID: an orange tabby cat lies next to a plasma ball. Voice 1: "yeah?" Voice 2: "[inaudible name] touch it" hand reaches into frame and touches the plasma ball, causing lightning effect. Cat is visibly curious. Hand pulls out of frame. Cat investigates and sniffs at plasma ball. Voice 2: [giggles] "he's tapping his nose." Cat sits up and, clearly mimicking the human's action, pokes and then places his paw on the plasma orb, creating a lightning effect which outlines his paw pads against the glass. Voice 2: [suppressed laughter] "you can perfectly see the little beans!" Cat removes paw from orb, sits back, and sniffs curiously in the air. Voice 2: [through laughter] "oh my fucking god" Voice 1: "that's the best thing I've ever seen." Cat reaches to sniff off screen. Voice 2: "oh now he's just going to eat my lamp." End video ID]

tartrazeen

Quick correction! The cat wasn't reaching to sniff off-screen. It was sniffing the translucent ends of an LED lamp :)

sometiktoksarevalid

iminloveedits

Sound Credit: Swell Entertainment video “cheating at the Winter Olympics”

#video

dayquil-driver

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greenhoodj

they're putting QTEs in tumblr posts now

#10/10 #no notes

kropotkindersurprise

June 13, 2026 - Tens of thousands of antifascists marched in Rome, Italy, to counter a far-right "remigration" rally.

That smaller fascist demonstration was held to celebrate the fact that a far-right citizens' initiative bill named "Remigration and Reconquest," which aims to ethnically cleanse Italy, gathered the 50,000 signatures needed for it to be brought to Parliament and discussed there. [video]