Barack Attack

kwality blogging by yours truly

[babyanimalgifs]

why is my pencil talking

[setheverman]

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[unclefather]

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[morgiecorgi-deactivated20171110]

[zzzccm]

petition for stars in the day time please???

[nonbinarbee-blog]

girls already exist

[babyanimalgifs]

This dog…caught a fish…using croutons.

Then walked off like Mufasa

[fentyjenner-deactivated20160516]

[h0odrich]

she put her glasses on so she could read Kim properly

[betterthankanyebitch]

im kourtney

[blackberryshawty]

I’m Kourt but I’m also Kris and also Rob

[divascreech]

“I’m married for 72 days, really? that was normal” like how did Kris just murder her own daughter like that

[kumagawa]

[mamilobo]

the new star wars looks so good

[psxsx]

[onlytwitterpics]

[onyasideburnss]

Me

[four-toed-creed]

[i-have-been-thunderstruck]

So sweet

[macarons-and-corpses]

I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

It’s one of my favorite episodes.

[barack-attack]

fools: a midnight snack

me: the meal between dinner and breakfast...Dark Lunch

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[dankmemeuniversity]

[notsafef0rtwerk]

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

[nvclearbomb]

Oh my god. Why did they have to go in like that

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[colourofoctober]

ok but like what I have never understood is why this was such a big deal… like we eat ice cream all the time and it’s no biggie?!?!!! HOW FREAKIN COLD WAS IT?!!??