Not Eloquent. Just Mad.

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[hollowboobtheory]

ok but like. there are two different types of privilege. there's type a "everybody should have this, but some people don't" and type b "nobody should have this, but some people do"

there's having parents who can pay for your application to any college, and then there's having parents who can bribe your way into any college. there's owning your own home, and then there's owning 50 houses and getting rich off hoarding a vital resource. there's not fearing for your life whenever cops are around, and then there's being the cop and being allowed to murder anyone at any time.

idk i just feel like that's an important distinction to make.

[your-pal-crow]

Made by me

[possums-posts]

what are the odds?

[obsidiancreates]

Kgdjtdgtjdgj

Rainbow Jester, FUCK YEAHHHHHHH

[knitmeapony]

jfkldajfioaa Aesthetic of the North. Sure!

[mysharona1987]

[strengthins0lidarity]

A rock has more self-awareness.

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

[yorickalas]

[sufficientlylargen]

You can tell this is fake because that model of payphone didn't have a back-facing camera.

[the-walrus-squad]

[spooniedreadful]

🍂⚰️🧡🦇🔥🍁🕸️🕯️🎃🖤 ⚰️🧡🦇🔥🍁🕸️🕯️🎃🖤

July 4th is over which means it's OFFICIALLY Spooky Season!!!

🍂⚰️🧡🦇🔥🍁🕸️🕯️🎃🖤 ⚰️🧡🦇🔥🍁🕸️🕯️🎃🖤

[iheartvelma]

[evilwizard]

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

[meow-minola]

Will they do my dishes?

[evilwizard]

they will Slay your dishes

[krakoansam]

What about the laundry?

[evilwizard]

they will Slay your laundry

[terri-theslime13]

what about the minotaur harassing my cows

[evilwizard]

they will Have Sex with the minotaur

[nudityandnerdery]

‘Greedflation’ study finds many companies were lying to you about inflation

Companies like Exxon Mobil, Shell, and Kraft Heinz enjoyed bumper profits as consumers struggled with historic inflation.

"Profits for companies in some of the world’s largest economies rose by 30% between 2019 and 2022, significantly outpacing inflation, according to the group’s research of 1,350 firms across the U.S., the U.K., Europe, Brazil, and South Africa."

[schifty-al]

I was gonna make a sarcastic comment, but then I remembered studies are there to provide concrete evidence of common knowledge. And thank you for the word "greedflation"

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[maxknightley]

always kind of funny when you wake up from a dream and your first thought is "that symbolism was kind of heavy-handed wasn't it."

[only-tiktoks]

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[filmgifs]

TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron

[charlesoberonn]

Somebody made a Steam game where you can really play the fake games from those mobile game ads

[baranchi]

Just saw the new desktop update after not having access to my laptop for 4 days and I don't like it.

[yourlocaladhder]