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[ID: Low quality, cropped photo of Ryan Gosling as Ken in the Barbie movie (2023), with top-text bottom-text caption that says, "Hey girl, I mean they." End ID]
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Mom: Offer something to our visitors.
Me: Wanna watch Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper?
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Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect
Don’t ask me why I know this.
i thought this was a constable frozen edit
Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi
Barbie and the heat death of the universe
are you telling me that barbie STOPS the heat death of the universe?
i see that the barbie people have finally picked up on what stories little girls actually play out with their toys
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I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes
God I wish that were me
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why does he loook so fucking cold he looks like jack frost all grown up he looks like the icicle
looks like that frozen coldy guy from the xmen movies. or is that the fast one. whatever.
whatever.
Let's fuck him tonight
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People on here are so deranged like you’re always talking about a vampire or goth butch girlfriend but never about mermaids like. Pull your head out of your ass and get realistic about things ok? Remember fairies and lily pads? Yeah. Didn’t think so.
Sorry I’ve been watching Barbie farietopia movies and got unreasonably angry about the idea of a vampire hurting Barbie or her fairy friends from the movie. And Since you all love your stupid demons and devils so much. I just conflated the two and posted. You know how it is when I post.
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oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end
i stand corrected
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guards! frot for my amusement
dont reblog this and tag fictional men this is about 2 or more lesbian knights entertaining their spoiled princess
what about these fictional men
ok one exception
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what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
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Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)
I’m sorry but this comment is sending me
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You know I had to do it to em
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not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.
where were they. greta where were they.
I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs
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only one of them has a nobel prize in physics
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i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and
i have concluded that Ken is a psychopath
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