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https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1472257371510652930
This is why we don’t cross the line.
Fucking antivaxx parents
Idiots.
At least their kids didn’t inherit the stupid Gene.
https://vaxopedia.org/2018/09/25/how-can-i-get-vaccinated-if-my-parents-are-anti-vaccine/ Useful stuffs
Please reblog, someone may need this
@marvelxs-universe go get vaxed girl😩🤞🏿
omg i fucking love you 😭❤️ thank you!!!!
what language did you learn in school and can you actually speak it?
And here I am drinking cocktails.
Then why did they ghost me?
DNI: literally everyone
Eldest children, comedians, coffee drinkers
weed suppliers
tag this post with how often this person would cancel you
16 lmao
21 holy shit
If you own a car and you’ve “named” it, reblog and put your car’s name in the tags.
Yep, worth reblogging everytime I see it.
A Republican relative (whom I no longer speak to) once informed me that’s she’s conservative because she worries about her children. I looked her dead in the eye and replied that I’m liberal because I worry about *everyone’s* children. She looked away and changed the subject.
They take for granted things other people died to pay for, and its why they put no value on what, in their mind, no suffering was involved in
Thought this was worth sharing:
Why are you leaving the best parts in the tags akshs
Man really went full Hamm on his signature, huh?
In Japanese culture, the dream that you have on the night of January 1st is believed to predict whether you will have good or bad fortune in the coming year.
(Source, Source 2)
Explains why I always have a fucking nightmare.
Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…
Good post OP
Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty.
WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC
Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing:
1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice.
2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time.
3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.”
Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening.
Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.”
4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.” 5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy).
So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”. (You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.)
Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers:
Much appreciated.
I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit
…I sadly have more bullshit to report.
“removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot.
…goddamnit
Let’s try this again
I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold.
Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!
what the FUCK??? WHICH community guidelines would an analysis of the Old Testament violate??
unless tumblr staff is just removing images that get reported a bunch of times
Never not gonna reblog
@prismatic-bell RESPECT 💜
I mean I’m not Christian, so I don’t completely understand everything going on here, but… proving the fact that all these ___phobes twist religious literature and religion into something they can use to manipulate people into doing and believing what they think is ‘right’ and exposing all their asses is worth the confusion. So… HECK YEAH REBLOGGGGG!!!!!
Y’all should get the Queen James Bible which is like the King James Version but corrected the clobber verses to be what this thread explains to be more accurate. I own it and if anyone is interested I can post it’s translation.
I ask this every time I come across this post: Why are so many traditional-minded Jews homophobic, then? Why do the people who read the scripture in Hebrew still refer to those parts and say “see right here it says homosexuality is a sin”?
Like, can I at least get a source for it? Can I get something that isn’t just some rando on tumblr? Because I’ve seen a bunch of posts about how “actually, [historical event or circumstances] aligns with our modern morality on this, as the experts well know” and then it’s just completely unfounded nonsense, like people claiming that in the middle ages, when 14 year olds were allowed to rule as kings without supervision and go to war and fight battles, you still had to be like 18 or 20 to marry (you didn’t. You could marry people right after they were born. Marriage law was handled by the church and made no exceptions for nobles, who wed their infant children to each other all the time).
Sources would be nice, is what I’m saying.
1) I’ve challenged a few Orthodox people on why they will literally sit there debating why specific letters were used in a word, but then take this verse at face value when they claim nothing in Torah is face value. They always get angry and attack me for not being Orthodox and never answer the question. So like….same reason homophobic Christians exist. The Orthodox also believe Moses wrote down the entire Torah, even though his own death and events that happened after it are recorded in it. So like….yeah.
2) I’m a Jew. This is the stuff we do in synagogue. We don’t sit there quietly being fed a line by a preacher and believing it because he’s the preacher so he must be right. The best I can do for sources for you, short of dragging you to my rabbi, is to tell you to pop into the notes of this post, where several Biblical scholars have mistaken ME for a Biblical scholar because they’re like “yeah, all of this is true and lines up.”
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”
“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”
Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”
Iconic post
LEMME BE A DRAGON I DONT CARE IF YOU KNOW ITS ME
I’ve seriously only seen screenshots of this post before though
This is legendary
“I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULS”
“George, did you forget your coffee?”
ok but like the only difference here is if you dont press it you cant shapeshift. theres no loss in pressing it
Look I can’t shapeshift now, at least after I’ll be able to shapeshift
I have a very specific form in mind…
Something I haven’t seen anyone mention yet is the possibility that people will know it’s you because they won’t remember you ever looking any different.
Like…when I was younger I used to daydream about getting genie wishes (who doesn’t?) but I also had seen and read enough about them going wrong that I was always careful to like…think through the fine print. And one of my wishes (thanks, diet culture) was to be thin and pretty no matter what I ate or how much. But it dawned on me that if I went from my current size to suddenly thin, no one would recognize me. I could see the horror unfolding: I’d go home and my family wouldn’t know it was me and would think the real me had been kidnapped, plus none of my clothes would fit, and I didn’t have money to buy new ones, etc. etc.
So part of my fine print in the wish itself (along with a new clothes shopping budget) was that everyone in my life would have their memories retroactively altered so that this was just how I’d always looked.
I think that’s a distinct possibility here. You are a 50-foot-flamingo, but no surprise there–you always have been. That tattoo you regret? Shapeshift out of it and it’s like it never happened because no one remembers it. Scars you’d rather leave behind? No problemo, boss. Poof. Gone.
(Or, on a slightly more serious note…you always have been that version of you, and that has always been your name, so why would anyone ever deadname or misgender you?)
Also just think of how much you’d save on haircuts.
I would like to press the button, thank you.
You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
men, what is stopping you from looking like this
The fucking gyms are closed, and I wouldn’t trust the folks around me, anyway.
Please reblog, this is so important.
I needed this
Is this foreal?
Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:
reblog to save lives!
REBLOG
😭 Thank you.
Wow. Thanks
I’m a crisis counselor with this service. It is for real and we do care.
Please know we want to help and you are NOT alone.
Feel free to DM me here too anonymous or not.
And for the UK….
❤ Please share ☝️
If I ever stop sharing this. It means I am in exam week or my family is demanding my presence for “socialization”
glad these exist
wonder if there’s a text line like this here in singapore
all that came up in google were call lines and man phone calls are already the worst when im “normal”
Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢
While I can sympathize with your plight, how in the unholy 9 rings did you manage to both capitalize and not capitalize your “I”s?!