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Tim Drake shaved his head once in solidarity with Ives, back when Ives had leukemia.

#tim drake #sebastian ives #or is his name martin?#dc doesn't remember and neither do i

The Batkids as Quoteable Memes

Dick: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

Babs: That's it. I'm shutting the computer down before I become too powerful.

Jason: This is why we can't have nice things

Cass: let the fish swear

Tim: check your privilege at the door

Steph: I'm a MAN

Damian: PEASANTS

#damian wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #cass cain #barbara gordon

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Pride and Prejudging You, Bruce

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Jason, 7am, outside Bruce’s bedroom door, every Valentine’s Day without fail: IT IS A TRUTH UNIVERSALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT A SINGLE MAN IN POSSESSION OF A GOOD FORTUNE MUST BE IN WANT OF A WIFE.

Bruce: GO AWAY.

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Hey do y'all want to hear something fun?

Remember how Dick’s parents died after their line snapped?

Yeah? Okay you know how Dick played the guitar when he was little?

Guitar strings snap sometimes

Think about it

Alright bye now

oh-mother-of-darkness

Oh hey and on a similar note

Damian won’t open plastic soda bottles

The twist/crack reminds him of snapping a neck

Okay have a good day

dccomicsbookshelf

You Monster!

(Jason can’t handle fireworks)

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Flashes of light in his peripheral vision do it for Tim. It’s one thing he doesn’t consciously remember--seeing the light reflect off the boomerang that killed his father--but something flashing at him from the corner of his eye brings back all the emotions from that moment.

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I just had a sad thought.

Back when Empress first was introduced in Young Justice, Tim commented to Cassie that Empress couldn’t be Cissie (Arrowette), unless something so traumatic had happened to Cissie that her body language changed completely.

Around the end of the Robin era or during the whole Red Robin arc, Tim comes back to the Titans and all of his body language has changed.

#tim drake #red robin #robin #young justice #bat family

For your consideration: Jason Todd, Piano Teacher.

He starts with a few students, but slowly gains more as people recommend him to their friends. Teaches all ages, but primarily middle-school age kids. Is very much invested in the success of every student. All his students love him.

and that’s how he funds his vigilante career.

#Jason Todd

owlwisdoms100

Rock Music Or Poem

Theft Is Good When Done By Owls

Extortions Good When Done By Owls

Well Flap Your Gums And Slap Your Jowls

Crimes Are Good When Done By Owls

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~~the entire Court of Owls arc in the Batman comics

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In the name of the Father…

Clergy Appreciation Day: Jason Todd (Alternative Reality)

Today is Clergy Appreciation Day (8 October) and I thought that it would be apropos to do a photoset of the only Robin that’s ever heard the calling. In the Flashpoint Timeline, Jason Todd was a former thief and drug addict before joining the cult of Brother Blood. After dying and mysterious resurrected, Todd swore to turn his life around and devoted his life to God. He became a priest in Gotham City, where he tends to his flock and the very unusual that seems to be attracted to the city. Image Source:

Flashpoint: The World of Flashpoint #2–3 by Eduardo Francisco

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I LOVE THAT THIS JASON TAKES CARE OF PEOPLE LIKE THIS. A VERY GOOD JASON.

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I have realised that Gotham is basically America's Australia #everyoneturnsouttobeasupervillain #everythingtriestokillyou #cantevenwalkdownthestreetwithoutsomethinghappening #onlyingotham

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if Gotham is America’s Australia, does that make the Waynes Gotham’s Addams Family?

Tim, texting Ra's: i lived bitch

Ra's: Detective?

Tim: bitch

#tim drake #ra's al ghul

silverhawk

ppl who get super protective over batmans character and refuse to let people make jokes about him/exaggerate aspects of his personality are so boring like this is a dude who dresses up as a bat to protect a city like saying he probably was a nerd in high school or doesn’t know what walmart is is not like the weirdest thing you can do to his character eofudhdnfhbd

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me: bruce wayne probably had a toy light saber as a kid and brought it to school and tried to beat up bullies w it

extreme fanboys: sTOP DISRESPECTING HIM LIKE THIS!!!!

me: he dresses up. like a bat.

Which of the Batfam should you fight?

Dick Grayson: Why. Why would you want to fight this actual ray of sunshine. Besides he could definitely kick your ass.

Jason Todd: FIGHT HIM. FIGHT THIS LOSER. Whether or not you win he’ll probably invite you out for drinks afterward, it’s how he makes friends

Stephanie Brown: She’ll laugh and knock you on your butt. She’s way out of your league but she might also give you advice and if you give her waffles she might let you win

Tim Drake: why would you want to fight him? his life is hard enough. Besides, if he can outwit Ra’s Al Ghul what makes you think you have a chance? This kid will take you down. terrifying.

Damian Wayne: FIGHT HIM. You will probably die but it will be worth it

Cassandra Cain: DO NOT FIGHT. She will take you out and do it with a smile. She can kick your ass without breaking a sweat. Give her ice cream instead or smth.

Barbara Gordon: Don’t let the wheelchair deceive you. She will wreck you completely. DO NOT FIGHT ORACLE.

Bruce Wayne: FIGHT HIM. JUST DO IT.

Alfred Pennyworth: How stupid are you?! DO NOT FIGHT ALFRED.