Batsyfam

Anything related to DC, especially Batfam or things with Batkids Mostly Quotes, Comics, HCs (sometimes art)

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You'll be missed dearly

[neondragonfly]

Bonus:

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RIP Stan we love you ❤️

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[wasasunflowernowarose]

Is this Tim Drake?

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Chocolate (HC)

Steph: If we were chocolates, I'm certain Batman will be 100% coca filled with no sugar but darkness. Tim would be chocolates that are coffee flavored. Cass would be chocolates with nuts, because her life is filled with rocky roads. I would be Milk Chocolate, because I'm sweet.

Tim: actually you're Choco LATE, Steph

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Not listening(HC)

Dick: the best time to ask Bruce for something is when he is busy at work

Dick: let me show you *turns to Bruce* HEY DAD CAN I BORROW YOUR UTILITY BELT AND SPRINKLE IT WITH SPARKLES

Bruce: mhm

Dick: see told ya

Tim: cool *to Bruce by his ear* Bruce I'm leaving the Bat Team

Bruce: go ahead Dick I'm busy

Jason: let me try *to Bruce* I'm going to kill Scarecrow tonight

Bruce: NO JASON NO KILLING

Jason: wtf

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My cup (HC)

Tim: Jason did you drink my coffee?

Jason: it's yours?

Tim: It's black coffee. And I already told you that it's mine

Jason: but it's my cup and I drink anything that is from my cup

Tim:

--The Next Day--

Jason: TIM YOU ALMOST MADE ME DRINK POISON

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Dared (HC)

Bruce found Jason and Tim at the edge of dying. Turns out it was because

Jason: was dared to drink from a bottle of 75% alcohol to 99.9% alcohol by Tim and

Tim: was dared to drink 99 cups of coffee in a shot by Jason

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Favorite (HC)

Baby Roy has to make a choice: Jason or Dick or Kori

Dick: hey lil guy over here I've got lots of love!

Jason: Baby Roy it's me your bro remember me if you come I'll take you on a killing spree

Kori: Would you like mommy to take care of you? I'm filled with badass hotness and cuddles and warmth!

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Roy:

All three of them: over here, baby Roy!

Roy: *crawls towards Jason's direction*

Jason: Yes I win!

Roy: *crawls past Jason and hugs the bottle of alcohol tightly and refuses to let go*

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How they call the Fam (HC)

Dick: Batfam or Batsyfam

Jason: Batties

Tim: Batfamily

Damian: Bat-clan

Duke: Bat Team

Bruce: My team

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Running (HC)

Bruce: alright everyone. Run a few more miles before we take a minute break

Dick: but I'm tireddddd... wait did you say only a minute break???!!! We've been running for hours!!!

Jason: *comes out of the cab* okay what did I miss

Tim: *fainting and looks like he has asthma or dying of heat stroke or both*

Damian: this is worse than I thought

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Barbara: need... need... WATERRRRRR

Cass: *silently screaming in her head which is draining her energy more than running*

Steph: *not anywhere near them because she only ran halfway*

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Smudged Handwritings (HC)

Babs: look what I found

Bruce *takes the sheet of paper as squints*: Bruce loves his sans (sons) and daters (daughters). He caress for them. He loves Dick Gayson, Jason Turd, Tin Dale, Damnian Wane, Barber Jordan, Stephan Brownies and Cass and der Coin...

Babs:

Bruce: what is going on

Babs: it's smudged

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"Jason, if you ever leave, it'll be your choice, not mine"

~Bruce to Jason

RHATO #25

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"I really didn't think you'd come alone. Where's the little red boy? The yellow boy, the purple and gold girl? Maybe the pretty lady with red hair. Did I miss anyone? It's hard to keep track of them"

~Karma to Batman, Detective Comics #987

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Bros before everything

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When Jason becomes hotter than usual

Jason: see, Dick? DC just make my thighs a hot sexy momma

Dick: but you still ain’t seduced by girls like me. Shawn is even added on my dating list, with a possibly of Emi too

Jason: dang it ARTEMIS COME AT ME BABE

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So I guess my predictions were true. They ARE a ship