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lovingrot

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

wherehipposdrome

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

regbian-moved-to-lezbianz

the claire witch project

candyredterezii

porterr-robinson

sandersstudies

This is so

Unnecessary

myrrhguy-deactivated20250626

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

yinx1

You can’t. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh you’ve made a friend, if not their loss.

#video

niuniente

CAT by By 九米 / Zhaobangni (1631123)

readableporn

And when I say I lost my shit–and by all lost gods did I– I mean it.

#video

crabmandible

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

weepingbird-deactivated20190126

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes

carnival-phantasm

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

carlottagiudicellivevo

do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

carlottagiudicellivevo

“if you’re going to create a large corpse son, you better be ready to love him”

yesterdaysprint

Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, December 22, 1928

parakeet

*shapeshifts into a hawk and flies away*

parakeet

batmansuggestion

Perhaps the only way to truly defeat evil… is with tender and gentle homoeroticism

valtsv

i need to get laid¹

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¹gently, in the cold, dark earth

prokopetz

If I was going to put the Horrible Goose in a D&D game, I wouldn’t make it some big high-CR threat – it’d just be a regular goose that’s capable of regular goose stuff, with three significant exceptions:

1. It can show up anywhere, even if there’s no reasonable way for it to have gotten there.

2. It seems to have limited ontological intertia. If the players imprison it, it vanishes from its prison when they’re not looking. If they kill it, another goose shows up eventually. It’d be impossible to prove that it’s always the same goose, save for the third notable trait…

3. …namely, that it doesn’t show up in divinations. Like, at all. Predictions don’t take it into account. Scrying on its location reveals an empty room. Spells that would detect it or read its mind act like there’s no valid target present. If the cleric communes with their god and asks about it, their god has no idea what the cleric is talking about. It might take some doing to arrange for the players to become aware of this property, so don’t force it – the opportunity will arise!

There we go. No goofy boss monster tricks, yet it’s guaranteed to drive your players nuts – not even by harassing them, necessarily, but just by existing as they try to figure out what it means, particularly once they learn of the third trait discussed above.

#this is EXACTLY how I'd like to use that goose as well #only attacks when it picks up a butter knife #queue it

tikkunolamorgtfo

I’M YELLING

valtsv

me: could you pass the salt please?

my angel gf: sure *smites the couple sitting next to us in the restaurant and breaks a chunk off one of the pillars of salt left in their place before handing it to me*

me: baby we talked about this