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we're not kids anymore.

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some more sealberries
that gap in my resume? well basically i was thinking about girls
I have this reoccurring dream that Chicago has a roller coaster in place of a subway system. Like I visit my cousin and I’m like “I have to take the roller coaster from ohare to little Italy”
stoccafisso_design@Amedeo Capelli
in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD
instead ask:
is it SINCERE
was it CATHARTIC
was it FUN TO MAKE
is it MADE BY ME
and don't forget to stay silly
And also
This is all forms of collaboration
This is the most honest comment I’ve ever seen
There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more
*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*
God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.
rb to have a super gay 2023
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rb to have a super gay 2026
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. It’s A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD
Who ever added those links without asking is doing lord’s work fs.
Reblogging this again cause I never want this post to die
Making it a tradition to reblog whenever I see it.
So, i got the urge to draw something from doctor who
🐐THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐
HELL YEAH!!!!
wishing all christmas-celebrating cat owners a very Good Luck with keeping your tree upright <3
Home Alone + letterboxd reviews
“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone
A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments
so, in other words,
Pretty much.
here have some size comparison
Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?
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So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!
A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:
The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:
[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]
And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:
Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:
And since Serenity was mentioned too…
Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.
And for those interested in a visual comparison:
(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)
TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun (to be clear the monkey is Solo)
This is the analysis I am here for
The Enterprise can canonically render an entire planet devoid of life with a few torpedoes if the crew really wanted to
Also, one of the biggest thing people forget when comparing scifi universes is that every weapon in Star Trek is waaaaaay more powerful than a lot of other franchises – it just doesn’t seem that way because the other races also have these weapons.
Like no one wipes out planets not because they CAN’T in Trek, but because they also want to use those planets. Like the Borg wipe out a planet, and the Romulans try to blame the Federation for it.
Because it’s not outside of their capabilities.
Okay, but here’s the real question:
Why would the Falcon even be fighting the Enterprise?
The Enterprise is, first and foremost, a scientific and diplomatic ship. It has significant defensive capabilities, in line with its mission: “to seek out new life, to discover new planets, and to boldly go where no man has gone before.” They might find friendly aliens. They might find a bunch of uninhabited planets. They might find something that thinks the Enterprise would be a tasty snack. It’s good to be prepared for all those possibilities.
Meanwhile, the Falcon’s entire thing is “don’t be caught.” It wouldn’t want to engage with the Enterprise, and if it did, it would be on an emergency basis where the Falcon needed help. They wouldn’t be fighting, they’d be saying “hi, our warp reactor sprang an unobtainium leak in the Z29 sector and we don’t have the macguffinite to fix it, can we like, borrow one of your repair bays and trade you some credits to get materials?”
The only reason the Enterprise would have to say “no” is if they realized the Falcon was a smuggling ship. And if that happened, one of two outcomes would occur:
1) Kirk would have to let them go because the Empire isn’t part of the Federation and has no treaties with the Federation that would give Kirk the authority to detain the Falcon, or
2) Kirk would be like “well listen the Federation isn’t allowed to take sides in this conflict because we don’t admit warring planets, but we are allowed to drop stranded travelers off at space ports, and if your repairs should happen to take all the time between here and Tattooine where you just happen to need to drop this princess who’s fighting the space Nazis, well, we’re just making sure some people in a conflict we know nothing about get home safely.” And then he’d set course.
And frankly, even if the Enterprise were to encounter the Empire after this, I’m pretty sure they’d be able to be like “we were just coming through to get around Romulan airspace and assisted some civilians. We don’t take sides in conflicts and if you’ll excuse us, we’re actually on our way to Rikkitikkitavi VIII to send one of our crew home for his biologically-mandated fornication.” Because even if that pissed off the Empire, as noted above, the Enterprise has planet-destroying capabilities. The Empire is hamstrung.
But all of this, of course, ignores the biggest factor in why the Falcon wouldn’t fight the Enterprise, which is that at a bare minimum they’re several centuries apart (and may be moreso. We know that in 1977 the Falcon was already “a long, long time ago,” and I believe the Enterprise is from the 2200s if I recall my Trek timeline correctly. If the Enterprise time-traveled again and ended up in the appropriate time and galaxy, they’d probably be doing their best to avoid engaging with anyone, because this time and place by definition exists before the Federation and so the Prime Directive is in place as these are all uncontacted planets.