[plaguedocboi]

WE HAVE A BABY LUMPFISH THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE HAVE A LUMPLING

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[emily-jades]

jacksepticeye says FUCK ICE

[therealjacksepticeye]

Just to avoid any confusion, I mean it exactly as it sounds.

Fuck anyone who preys on minorities and vulnerable groups.

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

[consultingcriminal-deactivated2]

this fucking post

i finally found it

in the name of the Lord

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[fishingforwords]

machines are human, too.

porter robinson, sad machine || sun yuan and peng yu, can't help myself || boston dynamics || the washington post || new york post || boston dynamics || tumblr || phillip k dick, do androids dream of electric sheep? || plainsight || wikipedia, turing test || kurt vonnegut, breakfast of champions

[ayshx-deactivated20251028]

So many people inspire me to be nothing like them.

[m0unta1ndude]

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

so who’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

That’s right 👍🏻

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

that’s strange

[you-say-that-so-often]

No, he’s on second.

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

[cplus902]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Who?

[tornadointhetundra]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

So Naturally is the first baseman?

[tornadointhetundra]

No. The first baseman is Who.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

[tornadointhetundra]

House is on Third.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

[tornadointhetundra]

Who’s on first!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is horrible

[tornadointhetundra]

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

[supreme-leader-stoat]

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

[wrenchinator-central]

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[cowbot-lumberjane-deactivated20]

y'all want everything on the woman to be fat except the woman.

the number of art pieces I see where a wide woman has a stick thin neck or a thin woman has a disproportionately round stomach or the fucking twitter hips phenomenon of "this is my character Fat Fuck" and its a thin woman with mile wide hips and thighs is annoying.

learn some fucking anatomy or im taking away your "I fuck with fat bitches card" until you know what a fat woman actually fucking looks like.

[cowbot-lumberjane-deactivated20]

reblog it cowards.

[cumaeansibyl]

people talking about “forced diversity” like characters being PoC or LGBT or disabled “for no reason” like

are people in real life PoC or LGBT or disabled for a reason

do these critics run up to people on the street like WHY ARE YOU BLACK

[cumaeansibyl]

this post is nearly ten years old and unfortunately the government is now out here asking anyone with a halfway decent job WHY ARE YOU BLACK

[beepbopitsgt]

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

[tenaflyviper]

He's throwing a tantrum about it, too.

I cannot wait until this man snaps.

[thefirstanomally]

Does he really think he can just...cancel a holiday?

[bugkrumch]

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[rhynee]

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

[sophiamcdougall]

I was telling myself I shouldn't reblog this, I don't want to end up on some watchlist, for a tiktok, and then I saw this:

[beeeesssss]

I'm not American but I know how hard it can be to have lifelong debilitating illnesses in a country that does provide decent healthcare. So I could only image how much harder it is in a country that seems to not care at all.

I wish you all safety and happiness in trying times.

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[saintjosie]

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

[freeformtarsier]

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[saintjosie]

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

[synder-sync]

[lydiabrbpooping]

[lydiabrbpooping]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

[isopodde]

I was reading about Japanese seafood and came across a type of conger eel called Anago ( 穴子 ).

Literally translated from Japanese into English, the name means “Hole Child”.

I was a little confused until I saw this image.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

rb if you are also a hole child

[boxercrab]

source

[bogleech]

no territorialism between different kinds of moral eels, they know they’re all the same ridiculous thing

[journeymanfool]

me and the boys

[boxercrab]

happy moray eel monday and happy 5th birthday to this post which has single handedly overtaken my notifications on several occasions

[drabbles-mc]

poe really said, "i've known Takeshi for 5 minutes and i'm willing to commit a massacre for him" and honestly he's so real for that