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Just a random tumblr and I reblog random things. Puns are casually sandwiched in-between reblogs. You've been warned.

[sugarmint-dreams]

Happy 31st anniversary to Sailor Moon ☽

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my shop

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[randomslasher]

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

[whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth]

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

[tbhitisdbh]

What he said

[tbhitisdbh]

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

[trashcanakin]

[heir-of-the-chair]

My humble contribution

[sword-and-nightingale]

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

[dysphoric--acid]

ive added my end of the chaos

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Beautiful

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?

[lowkeyjustvibing]

I don’t fishing know

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Has this been done yet?

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

[daroaringknight]

had to contribute to tumblr history

[lets-go-mental-in-the-woods-dea]

Oh my god this is tumblr history

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh my god my mutuals are doing this too

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Yes we are✨

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

my hand slipped oop

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

fool i posted my meme before you

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh okay then-

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

someone-

[franthehorsegir]

I dare some one to keep going.

[nonbinaryvulcan]

I couldn’t scroll past this and not make an addition 😂

[franthehorsegir]

Thank you 😝🤣

[silkwingfood]

i spent half an hour on this addition hope y’all are happy

[bisexualnerd]

My humble contribution

[bunkerbuilder37]

I made one

[pricetagofficial]

This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it

[just-another-random-profile]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[queenaneesrevenge]

Inspiration struck

[carbonatedmoojuice]

how the fuck is the original one only from 2016

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

another ending woohoo

[draconic-distress]

Allow me to add onto this masterpiece

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

ANOTHER

[casmick-consequences]

and here we have the stunning conclusion:

[fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-liar]

Hi, I hate this and my brain hurts

[coffeeinthelibrary]

Okay the next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr to them I’m just gonna show them this and watch them slowly implode

[booksandicedmatcha]

PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS-

i just went on a whole journey and i would like to go back pls

[roach-pizza]

@anomalous-heretic

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i was gonna add something with a screenshot of the heart, but i think tumblr ate everything available

truly the terminal meme

[isawagirlinmydreamsss]

it’s back and i am afraid

[aggressive-positivity-network]

This abomination is going to Superhell for meme crimes.

I don’t wanna assume it’s sexuality, tho…

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

Oprahousebookworm’s contribution to this was the latest I had seen. Imagine my sheer terror and pure joy at seeing all the additions to this post! Its beautiful and horrid all at once!

[nimblesnotebook-blog]

Word Tracking Spreadsheets - These sheets also have sections for character and plot information.

[odinsblog]

…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour

[memeuplift]

[treekoalago]

[myrthena]

Thought Elsa would look really good in short hair so

[paper-shield-and-wooden-sword-d]

me, writing: *makes something sad happen in character’s past*

also me, feigning innocence: oh no they just tripped and fell into a tragic backstory completely by accident oh this is so sad my poor child if only i could help you

[writersloth-old-deactivated2021]

[pi-la]

[rinomoc]

the common rooms — hp

[moonmistix]

s a i l o r 🌙 m o o n ~ v a c a y

[ampervadasz]

Best game

[homotology]

Look how much fun this doggo is having with his human friends 🥰

[loloftheday]

Someone please buy them a Happy Meal

[unicornships]

Compilation of all the times Toph called Aang his best nickname ever, in chronological order. Sorry Aang, you’ll forever be known as Twinkle Toes.

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Heaven Gaia spring 2020 rtw

[alackofghosts]

more landscapes! 

refs from pexels

[recommend]

Sneaky dog smiles as grandma looks for ‘Lost Dentures’ (x)