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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

rowan-e-ravenwood

new top contender

just-sans-things

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

just-sans-things

someone contact my fucking lawyers

yrbeecharmer

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

yrbeecharmer

oh fuck. I’m so sorry. listening and learning

gaytanic-panic

netscapeshawty

baseball different from how i remember it

qualitytimeswithqualitylads

glad they added new maps to baseball

90skid-com

She was hooting and hollering down in that studio

elnerdo19v2

Leave her alone!!!!!

blanketfortarchitect

aya--bb

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

notemily

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

falling-through-a-trapdoor

“Would you like to use AI assistant?” I’d like to kill AI Assistant with a gun

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

whenmoments

this post just cant be on its own. it needs the accompanying pic “when you’re level 80” that is exactly the same image, but the stick has glowing runes on it and the crabs are purple

thevideowall

Ok, I had nothing better to do with my monday night

thetenk

daclusia-deactivated20190718

This gets better every time i see it.

quendergeer

has anyone got the version “when you’re level 1 but bought the cosmetic package” and he’s wearing a santa hat and hitting the crabs with a candy cane

sword-and-nightingale

podcastwizard

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

#working at starbucks 🙃

hometoursandotherstuff

hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

ivyandbranch

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

absolutewifey

Do You Wipe Your Ass Every Time You Poop

Yes. 100% of the time. Provided there is toilet paper available.

No. Not 100% of the time. If toilet paper is available I sometimes choose not to

Voting ended onAug 14

I just learned something I find absolutely disgusting about my boyfriend and I am fucking nauseous about it but need to get him peer reviewed before I completely loose my mind because I am so afraid of over reacting.