[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

#extradirty
will byers stan first human second
styofa doing anything

★

shark vs the universe

⁂
Misplaced Lens Cap
🪼
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
ojovivo
todays bird
dirt enthusiast
d e v o n

tannertan36

Origami Around
Keni
Claire Keane
macklin celebrini has autism
Jules of Nature
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Iraq
seen from Chile
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Tunisia

seen from Congo - Brazzaville
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from India

seen from Singapore

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh

seen from India

seen from Malaysia
@bexahlia
[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x
from river to the sea
Absurdist time loop where a guy gets stuck in a time loop for absolutely no apparent reason and tries all this crazy shit and dies a bunch of times and completely reforms his life and then suddenly gets spat out the other side on a completely average loop with no idea what he did that finally fixed it and the answer is like. There was this one (1) ant that he kept stepping on every cycle without even noticing and he doesn’t notice on the last one either he just stopped for an extra three seconds bc he dropped something or whatever. And then didn’t step on the ant. Either the ant is a wizard or a wizard enchanted it to live forever just to see what would happen. The point is the man never knows about it. As far as this guy is aware time just stopped working for six months and then just as randomly started again. He can speak Portuguese and play the viola now.
Alternatively world where time loops are not uncommon as just like, random natural magical phenomena where major ones are prone to coalesce around a Big Event—preventing someone’s death, a love confession, saving the world, etc—but occasionally you’ll get mini versions that just swirl up like a localized rain shower, especially as aftershocks of a Big One, so it’s not uncommon for you to wake up to your roommate looking addled and telling you it’s been Monday for two weeks. “Hey I just got stuck in the time loop and took up crafting, we need to buy crochet supplies now” is a common occurrence. College students frequently make deliberate efforts to snare themselves in time loops to get extra time to study. Athletes and writers hate it because you suddenly have all the time in the world but none of the fruits of your effort will stick around.
Official Time Loop Post
hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
save these (or download them here) to use for posters, social media, zines… whatever u want! it’s never too late to start wearing a mask again :-)
we are on like covid variant #100037 and rsv/flu/pneumonia cases are rising and people will show up unmasked and be like “yeah i’ve been sick for days :/” like. ok. Get the fuck away from me then? why are you out here breathing on everything. the very least you could be doing is masking. NOT hacking into open air every two seconds.
i feel genuinely insane for getting annoyed whenever people just cough into their hands and touch shit or directly cough into the air but it’s like. that’s bad. right. that is rude. that is not something you should be doing. above the age of three. can we acknowledge this. Hello
The universal gm facepalm
“Four years ago today a doctor in Wuhan reported a mystery pneumonia, whose origin was an unknown virus. Today, transmission of that virus is as high as it has ever been since that point. Millions of people a day. This is total, utter and astounding failure
That virus has killed about 25 million people in four years, and disabled millions more. It is now the leading cause of infectious disease death, in adults and children. It is the biggest mass death event in US history
It is routinely downplayed by a media and political class for whom thousands of deaths a day are the price of business-as-usual. A class that won't even call for protection measures for the most vulnerable in hospitals, despite it being almost fully preventable in those places
The virus continues to mutate at a rate unlike any other virus in global circulation. In the US, vaccines that can help protect against the worst outcomes of this virus now cost hundreds of dollars. In the UK and much of Europe, under 65s can't even be vaccinated against it
Millions of vulnerable people mount no immune response through vaccination or infection. These people have been sacrificed, fully sacrificed, for capitalist business-as-usual, as shown by the dropping of all airborne virus protection measures in hospitals
The absurdity of herd immunity, the mocking of masks, the labelling of covid as a cold or flu, once only far-right mantras, have been entirely absorbed by a liberal political, media and corporate class who saw the adoptions of these ideas as the route back to recreational liberty
The willingness to make the smallest material sacrifice, was, for most people, strictly timebound. I'm not talking about lockdowns. I'm talking about sticking a swab up your nose who putting on a mask while you do your shopping or visit the hospital. This became too much
There was a fear in internalising the idea that everything had changed. That it wasn't 2019. If it wasn't over with vaccines, then maybe it would never be over. And so maybe that means I have to change forever. That fear was overcome with normalisation and denial
Many people's lives have been profoundly changed in last 4 years. Through the death and disease of the illness itself, and by witnessing the great return to normal, a return, which signalled for many, the mass abandonment of principles and ideals. By allies, friends, family
All the love to those who never gave up and who make their belief in solidarity material every day”
Nate Bear @NateB_Panic Dec 31, 2023
piplup grain entrapment
piplup cares a lot about his work
piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.
piplup takes a sick day
piplup considers some jorts
piplup forgives his father.
piplup goes grocery shopping
piplup jumps your battery
piplup lights the menorah
piplup sees the pale blue dot
piplup catsits
piplup hides a zombie bite from you
piplup studies plein air
piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy
💪
BLADE TRINITY (2004) Jessica Biel DOUBLE IMPACT (1991) Corinna “Cory” Everson SWEET HOME | 스위트홈 (2020) Lee Si-young | 이시영 TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY (1991) Linda Hamilton MY LUCKY STARS | 福星高照 (1985) Michiko Nishiwaki | 西脇 美智子 ACES: IRON EAGLE III (1992) Rachel McLish WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT (1993) Angela Bassett
In my comics class this week we decided to make the entire chalkboard into Kingpin.
when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house
me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature
had food poisoning when i posted this
Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.
oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk
Magic The Gathering