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Stranger Things
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dirt enthusiast
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Sade Olutola
i don't do bad sauce passes
Keni
KIROKAZE
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@beyond-dimensions
I have ADHD so I’m immune to podcast
stealing this from @chefpyro 's tags cause same
always thought that it was crazy other folks with adhd couldn't focus on podcasts when i was totally immune from that issue then quarantine happened, i stopped driving long distances every day, and you will never fucking believe what I learned I can't do
it’s that time of year
Oh thank goodness there’s still time for this.
Oh who am I kidding it’s always time for this.
an important addition
creacher
#rebecca bunch
That tag is so spot on. Oof.
alien: So what did you specialise in?
human: adaptation.
alien: Adap- you can't do that. Adaptation is meant for the PROCESS of specialisation. You can't SPECIALISE in adaptation.
human: Sure I did. I'm actually the apex predator in every surface inch of my native planet.
alien: And every species you classify as human is capable of producing viable young? Where would the mixed-adaptation offspring even live?
human: Anywhere they want, really. External, genetic climate modifications are largely just for the aesthetics these days.
alien: What about temperatures? Could a human adapted to the coldest climate just move to the hottest region, or vice versa, and survive?
human: Oh yeah they do that a lot. They'll need to be taught how to properly equip proper tools, clothing and shelter maintenance in order to keep themselves to tolerable temperatures, but yeah.
alien: Tools and maintenance?
human: Yeah, there's machines that can make hot air cold, and cold air hot, so while outdoor survival is only possible temporarily, it's possible to make housing structures that are comfortable in any climate.
alien: I don't... I don't think that counts as "adaptation". That's not what natural adaptation means.
human: Actually humans don't consider it "natural" either. We kind of consider ourselves separate from other nature.
alien: Well that sure explains SOME human behaviour, but... That's not natural adaptation. That's not how any of this works.
human: Nah it works quite well. We've specialised in making tools and machines for adaptation.
alien: That's not how it works.
human: Nuh-uh. Is too.
alien: Are you SURE you're not specialised in being exhausting to deal with?
human: Well actually I'm a pursuit predator as well, so literally yes.
yeah that's fair
tumblr users: hey we don't want twitter users migrating here :/
tumblr: don't worry i got you *fuckign crashes*
I don’t understand how on TV, people can break into homes and immediately find bank statements, passports and super important documents. If someone tried that at my place it would be “I’m sure she keeps her important stuff in her desk. No, wait, this draw is full of pens that don’t work. Aha! This box looks important! Oh, never mind. It’s full of cigarette lighters. She doesn’t even smoke!”
*I* can’t even find my own important documents in my own home half the time. If someone breaks in and instantly finds my stuff they’re hired
Robber, standing in the middle of the room: Now, if I were an anxious, possibly undiagnosed ADHD, bisexual disaster with a really bad memory, where would I put the documents?
I can’t believe this site just calls me out like this
I’m tagged in this picture and I didn’t authorize it.
Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account
Tumblr is 200% better then Twitter
It stacks
more!!!
Twitter can’t get a dollar out of me but Tumblr’s winning just by being funny
It maxes out at 24 [12x], this is dumb and I love it
Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog on web only (for now). Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Get yours here!
hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever
like you all cannot even be prePARED
like what the fuck. how is he shaped like that
you cannot even undersTAND
I bet you think you have some semblance of an inkling of an iota of an idea of what this shark plush looks like but I promise that you are incorrect
Does anyone else even DESERVE to see him is humanity even ready is humanity even worthy
literally oh my god his face. his eyes. his shape.
are you ready. are you even ready
absolutely shaped
I got a tumblr, it really was quite great
I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.
I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.
Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.
I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.
I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked
But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius
Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”
I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too
I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos
But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock
And now my most famous post is about how I love cock
i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great
whenever i make a post, all i get is hate
arguing with strangers, it really is a slog
i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog
One day I made a Tumblr, now I've been here ten years,
I've stayed through every update that left the userbase in tears,
And I don't regret a second, for here's the truth, you see:
I'm not locked in here with you, friend; you're locked in here with me.
Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum
“What is it that the child has to teach?
The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.
And the child is right.”
— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman
“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!’” –Barbara Alice Mann
