Biblophiliac Tea~

Magick, Fandoms, Social Justice.

[surreal--memes]

[Src]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

[acreaturecalledgreed]

vampire memes

turning into a swarm of rats mid sentence while talking to someone

debating with your friends what bloodtype a human is based on arbitrary things (ie: “see, he just picked his nose when he thought no one was looking DEFINTELY a type-O” “oh fuck off we both know thats an AB move”)

citing “conservation of mass” as the reason you can turn into one (1) wolf but several rats or bats

Counting The Ceiling Tiles Game, Extreme Version (or, for that matter, ANY counting game, Extreme Version)

holding entire conversations with someone while standing on the ceiling and vehemently avoiding acknowledging or explaining why you are on the ceiling

almost getting yourself killed because you just couldnt stand not knowing what garlic bread tasted like even a second longer

“i need an entire extra closet, just for my eccentric cloaks” “what about your eccentric coats?” “two extra closets-” “what about your eccentric shawls?” “three extra closets-” “what about-” (repeat for as long as your friend can keep coming up with swishy articles of clothing)

feel free to add more

[xehanortsreport]

telling knock knock jokes while actually knocking at the door until the owner of the house you are trying to enter gets tired enough to give up and invite you in

[acreaturecalledgreed]

looking in the mirror and loudly announcing “oh my god i look AMAZING”

[direhuman]

Listing off increasingly specific incorrect things as ‘vampire traits’. “Wears flannel? Vampire trait. Lethargic during the day? Vampire trait. Recent hair growth? Vampire trait. Howls at the moon? Obvious vampire trait.”

[memeclassheroes]

[ninjapancake314]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

@mama-germany

[jedi-valjean]

Move in together. Problem solved

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

That witch hasn’t said a single word but im calling it now - Himbo.

Also yes move in together, platonically or romantically doesn’t matter, I’d watch the hell out of that wlw mlm solidarity fantasy sitcom anyway.

[susiephone]

A fair maiden knocks on the goth lady’s door and says she’s here to find love.

The goth sighs, points across the road and says, “Witch is over there. He doesn’t do love potions because consent but he might be able to make you prettier, although 90% of the time it turns out the spell didn’t do anything but make you more confident.”

The maiden blushes and sheepishly explains that she knows he’s the witch, she just talked to him and he sent her over here.

Goth looks over her shoulder to see the himbo witch standing outside his house giving her a grin and a double thumbs up.

[mauzymorn]

YES TO ALL OF THIS

[sexycraisinthanos]

[tiredly-human]

The Hot Goth, The Witch Himbo and The Fair Maiden

[fivtoo]

More comics cause I love this crossover

[kaizuart]

(Part 1) More Michael and Augustus in Wonderland.

Augustus is weak and Michael feels more free with no shirt on, okay!

Feat. Some of my ocs.

Michael - @kairahara

Augustus - @chwilliamsliterary on insta

[kaizuart]

Part 2

Michael convinces his troops of the comfort of shirtless fighting.

Augustus is overwhelmed by his enemy’s tactical prowess.

As @laxdrake4 on insta said: “Skins vs Shirts”

[disquietiswhatitis]

Thought I’d share a non covid meme.

[zafojones]

Whoever created this meme has zero respect for nihilism and hedonism, and misplaced hatred of the mentally ill, and that’s a damn shame.

[thebiscuiteternal]

Then so do their creators, because Chuck Palahniuk and Justin Roiland have flatly said outright that Tyler Durden and Rick Sanchez are not people to be emulated in any shape or fashion because they *are* the negative aspects of their own lives.

[serialreblogger]

hey here have some alternatives to these jerkfaces

you want a nihilist? you want someone in constant existential despair, who believes everything he does is functionally meaningless?

bam. done

you want neurodivergence? 

he’s worth idolizing

so’s she

so’s he

so’s he

heck, if you want mental illness, this guy canonically has schizophrenia and complex PTSD, and despite his…unique career choices, even he’s better than the Joker:

and you want hedonism? why aren’t you idolizing her?:

what i’m saying is, there are a lot of heroes we could be hanging out with if we could just kick our habit of adoring assholes 

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

The Mystical Flora of St Francis de Sales

Dublin 1877

[Sold]

[outofcontextdnd]

our warlock, looking at a possessed npc: what if, and hear me out, we killed him, pulled his soul into my soul cage, and then, I don’t know, put it back in the body?

our cleric: you want to turn him off and back on again???

(Shout out to my player @aleatoryw, the warlock)

[cookiekappa]

movie vs book (i adore them both) 

[pigeonsympathiser]

How could you leave this in the notes, excellent addition

[micdotcom]

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

[annakie]

At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

[brianadeshe]

Because this is crucially important

[gayforbagels]

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

[kintatsujo]

It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.

[tuf-luv]

Important

[ryantherabbot]

Fuck.

[radiantsolstice-blog]

If you scrolled right past this - GO THE FUCK BACK UP - this is a huge PSA

jfc I’ll be having some words with some folks

[retail-hell]

People at HoAnns believe this garbage that we can’t talk about or wages, but that was how we found out about a gap in management wages, and a gap between people who were hired under the old SM and the new SM.

[the-customer-is-an-asshole]

Seriously guys, try salary.com. I just checked it myself, and now I’m actually pretty pissed

[ace-altair]

Rainbow Quartz says LGBTQ+ RIGHTS!!!!!

Feel free to use!! :)

[zooeydeschanel]

“How many times in your life have you been excluded from something important or talked over or ignored because you’re the only woman in the room?”

[rocker-doctor]

One of my favorite stories:

My mom was working as a lawyer when she was pregnant with my twin siblings. Late in her third trimester she had a court date. She asked the judge if it could be postponed due to her pregnancy but he refused saying she was “making a ridiculous excuse.” So she squeezed into the biggest maternity suit she could find and went to the courthouse. When she stood up in front of the judge, 8 months pregnant with twins and clearly in no condition to be standing for an extended period, the blood drained from his face. He tried to backtrack saying she could sit down, but being my mom, she chose to stand and glare at him for the whole damn hearing. He found in her client’s favor.

[queertillyarchive]

One of my senior medicine residents told me that she was only able to go pump when she needed to after an incident her male attending forbade her from leaving rounds when she told him she needed to go pump and she leaked milk through her shirt and it made HIM uncomfortable that he “had to see that.”

These are DOCTORS.

[winterstar95-deactivated2023110]

Nothing makes me angrier. Teach your sons compassion and understanding.

[saint-of-all-sinners]

and how bodies different from theirs work

[bibliophiliac-tea]

New terminologies I made for different LGBTQIA+ Folx~

A Frock of Drag Queens. A Pompadour of Drag Kings. A Lowe's of Lesbians. A Brunch of Gays. A Gaggle of Bisexuals. A Brig of Biromantics. A Transcendence of Trans. (Transgender). A Glamour of Queers. A Queue of Questioning. A Spectrum of Intersex. A Deck of Aces (Asexuals). A Quiver of Aros (Aromantics). An Agenda of Agenders. A Parade of Pansexuals. A Squad of Panromantics. A Palanquin of Polyromantics. A Clique of Polysexuals. A Charming of Demiromantics. A Woo of Demisexuals. A Dandy of Demigenders. An Engagement of Enbies (Nonbinary). A Gala of Genderqueers. A Trickle of Genderfluid. A Glimmer of Genderfog. A Soirée of Sapiosexuals. A Magistrate of Morosexuals.

But no matter what, when we're together, we're a PRIDE!~

[hazelplanchette]

Localizing Magic masterpost

Localizing Magic is my series of posts dedicated to plants that grow wild or are otherwise readily available in the Southeastern United States. Each post gives a quick overview of the medicinal and magical uses for the plant in question. Please be sure to credit me if you use the text from any of these posts, as it is my own writing and research.

Bamboo

Crape Myrtle Dogwood

Hibiscus

Honeysuckle

Kudzu

Oak and Acorn

Periwinkle

Plantain

Sweetgum Seed Pods

Sweetgum Tree

Violet

Wild Strawberry

Wisteria

[raavenb2619]

[Gif description: A clip from Pixar’s Ratatouille, where a rat named Remy is throwing different ingredients into a soup. Remy is labelled “Me”, the soup is labelled “The internet”, and the ingredients he adds to the soup are labelled “Ace positivity”, “Aro positivity”, “Trans positivity”, and “Enby positivity”. End Gif description]

[chuuzus]

welcome to the age of female superheroes

[lesbiansassemble]

this video is my sexuality

[eilowyn1]

Okay that cut from Captain Marvel to Wonder Woman to Valkyrie–I have needed that my whole life.