You are Extraordinary

☆Asexual☆22☆In a relationship with Employingreason☆cis She/her☆ ☆☆☆ Feel free to talk to me ☆☆☆

[clambuoyance]

i get giddy at the thought of befriending my favorite characters

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

davepetasprite^2: B33 < youve heard of be gay do crime

davepetasprite^2: B33 < now get ready fur be trans throw hands!

[catchymemes]

[sssquiddles]

[serene-elysium]

another pic, different angle

[randomklutz]

^ important

[probsjosh]

big boy

[tincansamurai]

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

[dr-gloom]

he was gay cut him some slack

[kitsumahou-deactivated20220713]

I missed drawing silly comics.

[kitsumahou-deactivated20220713]

[teathattast]

[kineticpenguin]

Horror movie where the monstrous clowns are defeated via the wacky hijinks of a real clown

[tomatograter]

This was the season finale with the highest audience rates of rumble in da pumpkin patch

[upoyk]

I had to get this out of my system real quick. she has untold powers

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Steven Universe Character Analysis

[teaboot]

Kid grabbing my arm in the store: How old are you?

Me: Five hundred and twelve. I watched the Hindenburg burn

Him: Did you see the titanic sink?

Me: No, it was in the middle of the ocean

[macktheiceman]

Actually me to children

[writing-prompt-s]

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

[s1eepingp0wder-archived13112018]

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

(Turns on nightlight)

Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea

[samdirector24]

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“You didn’t see nothin’“

[catchymemes]

[dick-cheneys-dick]

I’ve been laughing at this for a solid 5 mins

[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[theawesomeadventurer]

a total power move

[theawesomeadventurer]

[thatnordicguy]

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

[niuniente]

ASOHSFDF THE COMMENTARY IS KILLING ME 

[foodforthot]

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[sailorbrazil]

they call me eggboy

[rcktpwr]

he do be lookin kinda fresh doe