to be announced

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[segamascott]

[awsugar]

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[grandpajoebucket]

Cheer up charlie

[deirdreskye]

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

[nessa007]

#winner of 17 emmys!!! VEEP (2012 - 2019)

[paxamericana]

happy international wemon’s day

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i stepped in my kitchen late last night and I ain’t had a single snack in the cribo. went back to bed mad disgruntled. felt like oliver twist. like a pre industrial revolution british kid or something

[ocelotrevs]

This is why I decided to learn how to bake.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

brother i said i missed the bus and you telling me this is why you became an astronaut. where do we go from here?

[testosteronetwunk]

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[tamamita]

Ireland is the only country in Europe

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[crabussy]

[assiraphales]

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

[jupitervega]

[cargifs]

[01101010-01100100]

if i watch this video without any sound i can hear it in my head

[manuciruja]

Cinematic parallels👌

[kaijuno]

[theonyxranger]

[andreablog2]

She ate I don’t even need to read the article but like….i can just tell she ate.

[agapintheskin]