"I'd love to get the Bill Green Experience!" -Chip

A place where lovers of Bill x Chip (Bill Green x Chip Whistler) come to be inspired! Please feel free to use any prompts I post (while giving credit to me of course.) I'm also open to posting any submitted prompts so please message me :)

[billchip-prompts]

Who's Ready For A BillChip Playlist!?

This playlist is a WIP because there's always one more song that fits, amiright?

[the-literary-lesbian]

writing mood™️

[greelin]

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

every day I learn bot comments on ao3 are stooping lower and lower

anyway if you get a comment like this, chances are that they are bot and their goal is to do whatever it takes to get you to delete your work, most certainly (from what I’ve heard) it’s because they want to “safely” steal your work, use it to train their ai without you being able to rightfully claim ownership of your work since “there’s no proof that the work was stolen/was posted elsewhere first by you” because the original source has already been deleted.

THEY ARE ALL BOTS. at first it was “ao3 is deleting fics and your entire account will be affected unless you delete the fics yourself” then it was “this work contains contents that are illegal and they have already reported you and your fic to the police” (yes, that’s how desperate these bots are), and now it’s this.

report their comments to ao3 for spam—in this case, specifically, I think you may be able to report them for harassment too—and don’t pay attention to them, most importantly don’t delete your works, don’t feel discouraged by their comments. remember that they are bots and they mass comment something like this on people’s works at random to get people to delete their works. (or even if they’re not bot, they are still pathetic bullies who don’t deserve your time or attention.)

MORE ABOUT BOTS AND SCAMS PLAGUING AO3’S COMMENTS SECTION HERE

[chelseyelricjr]

Important! Please spread the word!

[homunculus-argument]

I fucking love making pointless crafts out of junk that was going to get thrown away anyway. What's the worst that could happen? That I ruined the trash?

[1five1two]

'Pretty big eggs'. Alai Ganuza. 2022.

[valtsv]

torture other people the way you want to be tortured

[flagellant]

*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3

[cipheramnesia]

🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿AIUUGGG🌿🌿HHHHDKD🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱☘️🌿☘️🌿🌿AUUG🌿GHHHHHHH🌿🌿HHHSHSJ🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🍃🌿🌿🌱🌿🌿🍃🌿🌿🌿

[estrogen-eater-deactivated20260]

🌿☘️🌱🍀🌿☘️🌱🌿🍀☘️🍀🌱🌿☘️☘️🍀🌿🌱🌱🌿🍀🌿☘️🌱he🌿🌱☘️🍀🍀🌱lp🍀🌿🌱☘️🌱🍀🌿🌱🌱🍀🍀🍀🌿🌱☘️🌱🍀🌿☘️

[flowers-and-pollen]

WAIT N-🌿🌿🌱🌱🍀🌿🌿🌱🍀🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🍀🌿🌱🍀🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌿🌱🍀🌱🌿🌿🍀🌱🌱🌿🌿🍀🌿🌿🍀🌱🌱🌿🍀🌿🌱🌱🍀🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🍀🌱🌿🌿🌱🍀🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🍀🌿h🍀🍀🌿🌱🍀🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🌱🌱🌿🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🌿🌿e🍀🌱🌿🍀🌱🌿🌿🌱🍀🌱🍀🌿🌱🌿🍀🌿🌱🌱🌿🌱🍀🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🍀🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🌱🌿l🌿🍀🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🍀🌿🌿🌱🍀🌿🌱🌱🌿🍀🌱🌿🌿🍀🌱🌿🍀🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🍀🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀p🌱🌱🍀🌿🌿🍀🌱🌱🌿🍀🌿🌱🌱🍀🌿🌿🌿🌱🌿🌱 🌿🌿🌱🌿🍀🌱🌿🌿🌿🍀🌱🌿🍀🌿🌱🍀🌱🌿🍀🌿🌿🌱🌱🍀🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🍀🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🌿🍀🌱🌿🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱m🌿🌿🌱🌱🍀🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🍀🍀🌱🌱🌿🍀🌿🌱🍀🌱e🌿🌱🌿🌱🍀🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌱🍀🌿🌿🌱🌱🍀🌿🌱🌿🌿🍀🌱🌿🌱🌿🌱🍀🌿🌿🌱🍀🌿p🌿🌱🌿🌱🌿🍀🌿🌱🌿🌿🍀🌱🌱🍀🌿🌿🌿🌱🍀🌱🍀l🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🍀🌱🌿🌿🍀🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🍀🌿🌱🌿🍀🌱🌿🍀🌿🌱🌿e🍀🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱a🌿🌿🍀🌱🌿🍀🌱🌿🍀🌱🌿🌿🍀🌱🌿🌱🍀🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿s🍀🌱🌿🌿🌿🍀🌱🌿🍀🌿🌱🍀🌱🌿🍀🌿🌿🌱🌱🍀🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿e🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🍀🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🌿🍀🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🍀🌱🌿🌿🌿🍀🌱🌿🍀🌿🌱🍀🌱🌿🍀🌿🌿🌱🌱🍀🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🍀🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

A☘️🌿☘️🌿🌱☘️🌱🌿🌱☘️🌱🌿🌱☘️🌿☘️🌱☘️🌱☘️🌿☘️🌿☘️🌱🌿🌿🌱🌿🌱A🌿☘️🌱🌿🌿🌱☘️🌿🌱🌱🌿🌱☘️🌱☘️🌿🌱☘️A🌱☘️🌿☘️🌱☘️🌿🌿🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱☘️A🌿☘️🌱🌿🌱☘️🌿🌱🌿🌱🌿🌱🌱☘️🌿☘️A🌿☘️☘️🌱🌿🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌱☘️G🌱☘️🌿🌱🌿🌱🌿🌱☘️G🌱🌿🌱🌱☘️🌿H🌱☘️🌿🔥🔥Y🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥E🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥A🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥H🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔫 (flamethrower)

WHO THE FUCK PLANTED ALL THIS MINT

[swords-n-spindles]

Oh I love mint!🌿 I wouldn't mind 🌿🌿🌱some on🌱🌿🌿🌱 my dash! Ok wai🌿🌱🌱t. Ok 🌿🌱🌿🌱🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌱🌱wait no.🌿🌱🌿🌱 No. Sto🌿🌱🌱p. H🌿🌱e🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿☘️y.🌱🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌿🌿

[torreyno]

Quick art study

[dateamonster]

a beautiful beegirl who runs a candle shop and she is. shes um. shes beesed to meet you.

[dateamonster]

you ask her for advice and she says well in my bumble opinion...

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

I think I've pollen in love with her

[annabelle--cane]

if he's your man then why is he wretchedly calling out my name in his sleep

[status-quo-hater]

Love for men with ""feminine"" physical features. "Soft" men, "dainty" men, men with curves, men with hips, men with tits. You aren't a joke, you're a living piece of art.

[mogamuncher]

The two best reasons to ship anything are:

1.Incredible deep and detailed narrative themes. The parallels that seem to hit just right, the narrative foils that they can be to each other, the intricate dynamic that's both extremely complex and easily understood. The juxtaposition between something that's harsh and undoubtedly toxic, with the softer undertones, the parts where you read in-between the lines and find a mutual feeling of loneliness from both parts, their intrinsic understanding of each other comes from the mere fact that they're each others mirrored reflections and shadows. In the end both sides will be together forever, and you as an audience can clearly see their tragedy laid out before in a path that blurs pure anguish and tender romance

2.It would be so fucking funny

[sovietnam]

[ezak89]

"The weirder you get, the happier you'll be"

[billchip-prompts]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

post cancelled this is way funnier

[loaf--of--toast]

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy