Jasmin

Get 2 birds stoned at once

[mythicrealms]

Alice Cottage, near Gaunts House in Windborne Dorset, UK. Photo by Stephen Hodder on Flickr. Please retain photographer’s credit–many thanks!

[astronomyparkers]

zendaya said fuck racist lives

[plentys-deactivated20210620]

shes not wrong

[medranochav]

the audacity… the disrespect! I wish a bitch would!!

[allegoryblack]

[quixon]

Beyonce fans are so fucking stupid. That woman was the owners wife. She invited them. She was asking BOTH of them their drink orders but couldn’t hear Jay Z. Beyonce fans sent that woman death threats.

Disgusting.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

ain’t this the nigga that made a post bout how he tried to get a woman pregnant by slipping the condom off during sex so he could trap her

[okayysophia]

[annieskywalker]

This post is a mess

[te-amo-corazon]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

oop

[quixon]

Yeah, and? What that got to do with Beyonce fans being fucking ridiculous?

[everydayfixxxx]

[micro-bi-ologist]

your hands, i want to hold them.

[meaningfulsuggestion]

Your lips, I want to kiss them.

[closetedsuggestions-moved]

Your dreams, I want to hear them.

[thebeatlebird]

[trauma-demon]

My only moods are

High empathy

Anxious Anxious anxious!!

I AM GOD

Dissociate

The pure embodiment of rage

[angstalottle]

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

[thewriterofawesomeness]

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

[exodushero]

[slightmood]

my dog after I “struggle” to win tug of war and let go of the stuffed animal

[glittangrease]

“i pulled my tonsils…”

[txstygrxcie]

“that’s wear i pulled my arachnophobia”

[democraticsenator]

this was performance art

[drearyhours]

youtube needs to be deleted because its tricking people into thinking buying the merchandise of people who read reddit posts out loud is a normal human thing to do

[mullberry]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

Why’re subcultures so lame today. Asexual this. Fandom that. In the 60s you read lord of the rings and took drugs until you died

[andre-pick-up-the-phone-deactiv]

me: middle school honor student about to go into high school

undiagnosed mental illness:

[unpretty]

i’m sure that her marriage was a happy one and i’m not disputing that but do you really expect me to believe that gladys ‘mopsy’ parker, the gladys parker who drew these

the gladys parker who looked like this

i’m supposed to believe she was heterosexual?

[sun-urging-purple-blossoms-deac]

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

[konayashi]

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true. 

[youllbeeightynine]

swifties are my favourite people on the planet

[selectivelyrandom]

[jonathonharker]

guys lmao I went back to watch some old law and order svu episodes and there’s this one scene where a girl claims her alibi is she went to see the phantom of the opera and to confirm whether or not she’s telling the truth the detective goes, ‘oh yeah I love phantom of the opera it’s so sad when the guy goes to prison for stealing bread’ and the girl AGREES and later he’s telling his partner ‘yeah she’s lying there’s no bread in phantom’

[plainclothes2025]