i'm lactose intolerant

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[penandinkprincess]

the internet is truly a magical place ❤️

[aspennntree]

it’s me and my 3 note post against the world

[teaboot]

[pitbolshevik]

what the fuck is this

[cabybapa]

there are people trying to talk to you on discord

[sm64mario]

mario is going to spin the wheel and dox whoever it lands on

YOSHI lives on YOSHI'S ISLAND

[nmpositive]

@shiftythrifting Via a suggested 'thrift finds' Facebook post, had I seen these fellows with mine own eyes I would have bought them so fast 🥹🧀

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr

[autoneurotic]

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

[holdoncallfailed]

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

[herpsandbirds]

Masked Duck (Nomonyx dominicus), drakes (males) in breeding plumage - displaying, family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, Perú

photographs by Warren Perez Barrera

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[mikufanclub]

ohhhhh okay

[leahgardner-art]

tea painting dump

[wiishopchanelboots]

It absolutely cracks me up that Elisa goes on this cute seemingly innocent costume date with Goliath, but then-

She fully has a sluttier version underneath ready to GO like 😂

We Stan a monster-fucking icon

[bakulamom]

“You gave up your right to rest in peace when you signed this contract.”

Phantom of the Paradise (1974, dir. Brian DePalma)

[huebris808]

my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

[huebris808]

[the-thot-clown]

Carrie projecting her period cramps onto Freddy

[tgirl-thucydides]