hyperfixation station

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[birdmitosis]

Hello and welcome!

You can call me many things: Kit, Bird, or Mal are my main names! I am in my 30s, nonbinary (they/them), queer. Very ADHD.

My AO3: malachiical

Any ask box conversations will be tagged #askin answerin chattin.

Feel free to send me asks at any time, I am just really really bad about responding to them sometimes. It is 100% me, not you.

Also, feel free to @ me if you want me to see anything!

I tend to hyperfixate on a fandom or two at a time, while and usually one or two ships for said fandoms, while also being into some other fandoms and ships! Also, I am honestly in fandom for shipping, so my OTPs are my main engagement with fandom. I love a whole lot outside of them but they are where my brainpower and energy often lie!

I also adore music.

What I am currently very, very normal about, soooo normal:

How to Survive Camping (especially Beau/Kate, aka CupKate, aka the QPP romance of all time)

Keroro Gunso (aka Sgt. Frog; especially Kururu/Saburo Mutsumi, but also Dororo/Kururu)

The Last Halloween (especially Doctor Fugue/Robert and Eugene Otto/Robert; I could also ship some other stuff among the adult characters, and I adore any combination of Mona & Robert & Shirley as platonic friendships tbh)

Slay the Princess (especially Cold/Paranoid, aka ParaCold, aka Goosebumps; I am into a lot of other ships involving other characters -- my other Top 2 are probably Contrarian/Hero and Opportunist/Skeptic -- but ParaCold is my OTP of all time for sure)

Kult: Divinity Lost, Monster of the Week, Vaesen (super cool TTRPGs I adore!)

Also currently interested in to varying degrees:

Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss (especially Baxter/Sir Pentious(/Cherri Bomb), but I'm also into Angel Dust/Husk, Baxter/Valentino, Carmilla/Zestial, Valentino/Vox, Asmodeus/Fizzarolli, Blitzø/Stolas and a few other ships here and there!)

Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo! (PLEASE WATCH THIS MOVIE. I'm super into Velma Dinkley/Jonathan Crane. yes.)

Bugsnax (I LOVE FLOOFTY FIZZLEBEAN, and also Snorpy Fizzlebean, and also pretty much every character...)

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I adore Donatello that is all)

Re:Zero (JULIUS/SUBARU... And also some other stuff including Subaru/Otto and Beatrice in general but JuliSuba...)

Daryl Gregory's novels (especially Revelator, wow)

Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium (I love Chonny Jash's other songs, but Heart/Mind has me in a chokehold wow)

Various bands (Charming Disaster, VoicePlay, Ado, English Vocaloid & SynthV producers like RIProducer, Ferry, and 11vein)

The Efteling (I want to go so badly)

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[jakerycakery]

The Moment of Clarity

[greelin]

can you guys just kill each other in the other room please

[greelin]

you are making me feel like i’m intruding somehow

[justintaco]

[thefanaticalmusingsofrobin]

This show is an accurate portrayal of how artists are hopeless dumbasses and we need a producer type to bring us back to earth to get anything meaningful done and I’m here for it

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[girl-blorbo-polls]

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Voting ended onJul 19

[thehollowmite]

Songstress is gonna either accidentally lock herself up or just throw them out. It's mostly a win.

[imjustalittlecreature]

oh she’s going to kill me with her pin like immediately (it’s Lace silksong)

[birdmitosis]

Kate from How to Survive Camping wouldn't kill me herself (probably. unless I fucked up cataclysmic), but depending on the day she ends up having I could still very easily end up dead 😨

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[sikolfeligrim]

I adooore chimera designs sm dude,,

[flashbic]

Classic Neoboard posts : Palais-Royal edition

[flashbic]

c'est qu'il doit être épuisant à gérer tout de même

[birdmitosis]

#Falconi peut être à la fois intelligent et aussi con comme une brique dès que le Lorrain se trouve dans un rayon de 20m #c'est canon c'est comme ça

(#Falconi can be both intelligent and as thick as two short planks as soon as le Lorrain is within a 20m radius #it's awesome that's how it is)

[cadaverkeys]

fabulous creature?

[gebo4482]

The Jottun - The Ritual (2017) by Keith Thompson

[mamoru]

[bitsow]

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

[kaijuno]

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

[hazelnutspray]

reblog this to beethoven blast your enemies

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is

[girlashfur]

new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done