hi im bee

bee/35/she/they 🚫nsfw 21+🚫 kids go home for real i am old do not talk to me find me on ao3 + twitter @bisexualmecha

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[le-fils-de-lhomme]

He was so real for this.

[passionpeachy]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

[passionpeachy]

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

[empressofkashyr]

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

[passionpeachy]

everyone go home we got a winner

[crabussy]

media trope that makes me want to throw up and cry is when a character realises there's no way they're making it out of a situation in one piece. and in a single moment they accept it and turn to their distraught loved ones with The Smile. you know The Smile. sickening

[crabussy]

PETITION FOR ALL LOVABLE CHARACTERS TO STOP DOING THIS SHIT. IT BREAKS ME.

[mishaelf-art]

More people need to see this

Original template - Mhuyo (on Twitter)

[vanspratzy]

mini comic for all the real ones out there who love the iron bull in 2025

[serjory]

idk if anyone's done this yet but i think of them every time i see this post

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[volatilesubstances]

PLEASE tell me someone got a photo of Neil and Dave cuddling on the sofa at today's MCM Birmingham panel I tried to get some but I was sat behind them T-T

[optimisticgrey]

Unsure if this is still relevant but Dave posted it on twitter today

tweet

[optimisticgrey]

[peachfromcmbyn]

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

[peachfromcmbyn]

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new mountain goats

[werewolf-transgenderism]

we made it through this year and it didn’t kill us 🫡

[melancholic-pigeon]

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

[json-derulo]

messages from Home Alone (1990) that haven’t aged well:

forgive your family for treating you poorly because they’re ✨family✨ 🥺 what would you ever do without them?

groceries are $19.83

messages from Home Alone (1990) that HAVE aged well:

don’t trust cops

befriend old man with shovel

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[thahalfrican]

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

[vigilantsycamore]

Some people's Home Alone hot takes are that Kevin is apparently evil for doing what most kids that age would do if they could in that situation

My Home Alone hot take is that if you walk into three consecutive death traps and still don't take the first chance to back out, you deserve everything that happens to you afterwards. Not in a moral sense, just in a "knowingly and willingly slapping a hot stove after you already got burned multiple times" sense

[duckbunny]

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

[duckbunny]

this has come up a couple of times so let me be really really clear:

the path of wisdom is sometimes to hire a plumber.

the path of wisdom is always to hire an electrician.