Dark_Dragon

🎗🎗🎗| Post may change depending on current hyperfixation | Give me anything and I'll probably read/ship/give it a chance [unless it's parentcest and/or stuff like Dick/Catalina (AKA canon rapist/victim) or toddler/adult, I don't do that, don't judge those who do though]

[dark-dragon-8]

I have recently come to the realization that I can't have more than one pinned post, but I can't choose, so I'm creating a pin list (Sorted by fandoms)

Batman:

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Marvel

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MHA/BNHA:

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SPY×FAMILY:

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Supernatural:

My fic series (the one where Sam hunts while in Stanford and will have permanent demon Dean later on)

Crossovers: (⭐) (1)

Crossover prompts: (✨)

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Now You See Me

Brainstorm with me

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Doctor Who:

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ATLA:

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The Owl House:

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Random (fandoms):

Moana 2 first impression (fic idea)

One of my all times favorite tropes [Manhwa/Novel dynamics]

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Book/Writing stuff:

In a world where people can get a "Serial killing" license

Help in character creation (link tree edition)

Punctuation dialogue

The magic universe, with fantasy crime documentaries and energy potion addictions

How to carry people depending on their injury and the degree of which they are hurt

For those who don't want to use the same four to five words over and over again when describing the tone of conversation

How to be a better writer (by a professor)

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Watchlist/Want to watch:

✨Interesting family dynamics✨

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Self care:

(1)

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Random:

(1)

[jayrrow]

jacklula's love language is physical touch to the point that if they're not touching in some way people will think they're fighting

[dark-dragon-8]

I literally have three posts on my account supporting this claim from a year ago when I first watched the movies.

This is a fact.

The two of them are just the embodiment of clingyness and yearning.

[jayrrow]

jack and lula going on a date except they’re just rating hot people who pass by

[dark-dragon-8]

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

[schakira]

okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.

[the-quasar-hero]

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

[schakira]

no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

[the-quasar-hero]

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

[schakira]

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

[the-quasar-hero]

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

[entguarde]

And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.

Yours truly, the wizard frog

[schakira]

DO NOT INTERRUPT US

[afrophunk]

You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one 🤔

[the-quasar-hero]

FYM?

[afrophunk]

That's just a purple traffic cone

Ain't got no class

No drip

Just goofy-

[the-quasar-hero]

FYM?

[afrophunk]

GUCCI be selling $300 bathroom sandals

Still look goofy in that GUCCI

[the-quasar-hero]

Hmmm, yes counterpoint:

DIE

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

you guys are ruining brunch

[wizard-of-kindness]

"WHILE WE HAVE A MOMENT, HOW BEST SHOULD I GO ABOUT APPLICATIONS FOR A NEW GANGRENEOUS SERVANT?"

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

That would be form 44-AAAAAaaaaAaa AAA ah! whose familiar just bit me?!

[mavmalt]

Adult Gaang cuddle pile

[demonicsuffrage]

The justice league sees Batman periodically updating a database of his, at the oddest of times, and naturally they think it's got something to do with his contingency plans or a dataset about the Gotham rogues, but in reality it's just him keeping record of his many children's changing tastes

Superman: Woah, he's writing down with such concentration, wonder what could be in there, maybe a new villain in Gotham?

Bruce, writing: "Dick has refused his favourite Pb&J five mornings in a row. Delete from favourites. Ask for new favourite food."

"Jason didn't seem as Eager to read the new book by his favourite author, put it in neutral category."

"Tim chose a green shirt instead of a red one at the mall today. More research needed."

"Cass listened to arctic monkeys on repeat this week. Update to favourites."

"Duke expressed an interest in slam poetry and called band practice lame. Put poetry in favourites and band in neutral."

"Damian watched Bluey for a total of 50 hours this week. Update to favourites."

[dark-dragon-8]

I love this so much.

I like to think that this is the (possibly only) type of obsessive, stalkerish Bruce that the Batkids actually approve of, since it's focused on keeping them happy and comfortable rather than restricting them like his obsessive worries do.

It's a version of his relentlessness and control issues utilized to assert control over their environment and surroundings, rather than their person, and in a way (uniquely fucked up in good old unhealthy Batfamily fashion) is a source of comfort and security in their relationship with the man whom they've come to see as a parental figure if not their other father (the better one in most cases).

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.

[yrkhn]

Bruce and his kids 🧡

comm for an amazing fic here by matriarchcomputer <3. check it out because it's SO good!

[incorrectbatfam]

Of the antagonists they deal with, for each respectively who do you think annoys the Batfam members the most? This thought was brought by having another look at Riddler after playing the Arkham games

Bruce: Alright, here are the assignments for today.

Bruce: Spoiler, Kite Man has been spotted in the skies over Burnside.

Steph: I took five kites already. Where does he keep getting them?

Bruce: Signal, you're doing recon on where Firefly is moving his lair.

Duke, texting We Are Robin: Outsourcing that one.

Bruce: Nightwing, Condiment King has been seen breaking into the Gotham mustard factory.

Dick: *starts sobbing*

Bruce: Hood, you're backup.

Jason: *punches Dick in the arm*

Jason: Thanks for dragging me down with you.

Bruce: Red Robin, an anonymous gang of robbers has hit every coffee shop, photography studio, and record store in a three-mile vicinity. They also ransacked the Bisexual Skater Association.

Tim, cracking his knuckles: They won't get away with this.

Bruce: Oracle, I need you to switch our internet provider.

Barbara: Last time I was on the phone for seven hours!

Bruce: And Robin, your grandfather is in town. He wants to have dinner. This is an opportunity to get Tim's spleen back.

Damian: Why? He's doing fine without it.

Cass: What about me?

Bruce: You're cleaning your room.

Cass: Impossible. Next mission.

[alkallier]

i was scrolling and thought damn this person draws jason and jaybin so nice good crunchy delicious fanart then i scrolled just a tiny bit more and hoooo mama the way you drew duke there mmmmm yes yes scrumptious i shall take 2 to eat here and 13 to go please thank you

Aww thankss~ (⸝⸝⸝╸w╺⸝⸝⸝)

I can’t take too many orders at once in this restaurant, but I can certainly take one at a time!! ദ്ദി(⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

[bigsigma88]

Catnapped!

Selina steals Duke to do his hair!! They take foreverrrr to get done, Bruce allows the shortened patrols cuz Duke will only take a break outta spite

Imagining Selina hissing at Duke to get the “black comb on the bathroom counter did you look on the counter?? Don’t make me go in there!” As he keeps coming back with increasingly wrong combs (the comb was bright blue and on the kitchen table)

Drawing Selina was so fun especially her hair!

[dark-dragon-8]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[dark-dragon-8]

I feel like I reposted this before, but just in case I didn't.

[anretoga]

Another wholesome interaction 🧡💚

[red-plutoo]

Thinking about how whenever Alfred goes shopping, at least 3 of the kids go with him (normally Duke, Damian and whoever else is staying at the manor at the time), like he’s freakishly strong for an old man but he’s still an old man, that plus how much food he had to get, since the amount of food the bats must eat is insane, he can’t carry all of it himself

But I imagine that the kids argue on who get to go with him, because if the do they get a say in what food they get for the week, and they can try and bully Alfred into getting them contraband snacks (it never works but they can still try), so now all I can think of is them following Alfred around a supermarket while he tells them where everything is and what they need to get while also all being insane idiots

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Duke, pushing the shopping cart:

Damian, appearing holding 4 different types of mushrooms:

Duke: ?? What are you doing

Damian: I like mushrooms

Duke: valid, did you ask Alfie?

Damian: …

Duke: go ask him you freak

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Steph, trailing along for the trip: hey look

Steph, holding a chicken shaped mug: chicken

Damian:

Damian: do you want the chicken?

Steph: do you?

Damian:

Steph:

Damian: ok how are we sneaking it into the cart without him noticing??

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Cass, putting tomato juice into the cart:

Duke:

Cass: ? What

Duke: they make that?

Cass: yep

Alfred: it does happen to be quite good for you master Duke

Duke: huh.. can I try some

Alfred: when we get home, miss cain can you get another carton?

Cass, thumbs up:

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Alfred: master Grayson can you get the cream cheese for me?

Dick, crouching down to get it: yep

Alfred: not that one, or that one.

Dick, picking up another wrong one:

Alfred: the blue one master Grayson, the one we get every week.

Dick, picking up the right one: oh yeah

Alfred, questioning why he let Bruce keep these maniacs:

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Jason, throwing a pork loin into the cart:

Duke, expecting him to get told off:

Alfred: what are you planning to do with that master Todd?

Jason: probably stew of some kind, yknow easy

Alfred, nodding:

Duke: ???

Duke: that was black magic. What.

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Maps, hanging off the side of the cart:

Duke: dude you’re gonna fall

Maps: no?

Duke: ?? Yes

Maps: yeah but I won’t

Damian: I’m gonna laugh when you fall

Maps: shut up

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Duke, looking at the expensive meats: Jesus I get we’re rich but wow

Damian, raised like a prince: .. I thought these were cheap.

Duke:

Damian:

Duke: one day I think I’m gonna need to show you a normal person salary

Damian: that would be incredibly helpful

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Steph, carrying Damian on her shoulders:

Alfred: and we need those crisps from the top shelf

Steph: the Proteine ones?

Alfred: yes, can you grab them

Steph: yep, mini man?

Damian, grabs them:

Damian, immediately drops them on her face:

Steph: I will drop you.

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Damian/maps, sat in the empty cart:

Damian: ok how fast do you think you can go?

Duke, pushing the cart: we’re on a hill, so decently

Maps, chanting: Full speed! Full speed! Full speed!

Duke: this is a bad idea

(15 minutes later)

All, sitting in the car while Alfred lectures them:

Damian: worth it?

Maps: worth it.

[dark-dragon-8]

[pocket-luv101]

Kon, kisses Tim: I don't care how dangerous Darkseid is. I'll protect you. We'll get through this together. It's "til death do us part", right?

Tim: It's cute you think death can separate us again, Conner.

Kon: What?

Tim, draws a summoning circle on the floor: The cloning plan didn't work and it was a little extreme. So, I made another backup plan in case anything happens. I've been studying the dark arts.

[dark-dragon-8]

Damian helped him. It's their regularly scheduled bonding time now.

[roben-like-me]

I am so here for freak Jon who has slight issues understanding boundaries. Like this boy is obsessed with Damian and tunes in to every one of Damian’s conversations like they are his favourite podcasts… He doesn’t even fucking hide it, he knows it’s not normal but he also doesn’t care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dark-dragon-8]

[bigsigma88]

Skate Lessons🛹

Doodles of Tim and Duke hangin out!!

First time drawing Tim! I think he would teach Duke how to skateboard, just to have some chill days away from vigilante work!

I listened to Sweet Child O’ Mine, Still into You, and Blister in the Sun on repeat while drawing this, and I think they’d shared AirPods